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Song Parodies -> "Paxil"
Original Song Title:
"Patches"
Original Performer:
Dickey Lee
Parody Song Title:
"Paxil"
Parody Written by:
Wayne Land
The Lyrics
Down by the river that flows by the coal yards
Stands Walgreen's pharmacy with people in line
They sell a drug everybody calls Paxil
Paxil, my darling, of GlaxoSmithKline
We planned a party when June brought the summer
I couldn't wait to get Paxil inside
Now I don't see how that ever can happen
My wife says No, that my old brain is fried
Paxil, oh what can I do
I swear I'll always need you
But a drug from that place would just light up my face
So my wife won't let me take you
Each night I cry as I think of that bottle
And, pretty Paxil, I'm pacing the floor
She doesn't know that I can't live without you
Paxil, I think that I must have one more
I hear a neighbor tellin' my father
He said a bottle of Paxil was found
Floating face down in that dirty old river
That flows by the coal yards near Walgreen's in town
Paxil, oh what can I do
I swear I'll always need you
It may not be right, but I'll take two tonight
Paxil, I'm coming for you.
Stands Walgreen's pharmacy with people in line
They sell a drug everybody calls Paxil
Paxil, my darling, of GlaxoSmithKline
We planned a party when June brought the summer
I couldn't wait to get Paxil inside
Now I don't see how that ever can happen
My wife says No, that my old brain is fried
Paxil, oh what can I do
I swear I'll always need you
But a drug from that place would just light up my face
So my wife won't let me take you
Each night I cry as I think of that bottle
And, pretty Paxil, I'm pacing the floor
She doesn't know that I can't live without you
Paxil, I think that I must have one more
I hear a neighbor tellin' my father
He said a bottle of Paxil was found
Floating face down in that dirty old river
That flows by the coal yards near Walgreen's in town
Paxil, oh what can I do
I swear I'll always need you
It may not be right, but I'll take two tonight
Paxil, I'm coming for you.
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Paxil vobiscum.
And the Paxil, the label says to use a spoon. Little boy blue, you'll be over the moon. Five tablets -- but space them over five days.
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