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Song Parodies -> "This Razor's Shite"

Original Song Title:

"Israelites"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Desmond Dekker

Parody Song Title:

"This Razor's Shite"

Parody Written by:

B4p

The Lyrics

Get up in the morning, to shave me leg fur.
Close encounters with a hairy bi-ped.
Oh-oh, a grizzly sight.

Gradually it’s dawning how much I bled fer,
Those shaving papers really reflect the light.
Oh-oh, spray tans gone white.

Electrical razor’s packed up and it peeves me.
The wax and Veet cream is no-where to be seen.
Oh-oh, this razors shite.

Skin’s looking red, the top layers gone.
How did I end up with such a raw hide?
Oh-oh, me skin’s on fire.

Stings when I rub in after-shave balm.
Feels more like napalm, I think with alarm.
Oh-oh, had such a fright.

Ever since I shaved this morning, need some big pants. Huh!
Me chopped liver thighs are really starting to bite.
Oh-oh, me thongs too tight.
First effort.

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Meriadoc - August 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow - great for a first effort. I wasn't sure about the pacing since I don't remember the whole song, but the first line did seem to pace fine. Looking forward to more of your parodies.
LadyBladeFree - August 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, didn't you read the sign: < Blade-Free Zone >

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