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Song Parodies -> "Drunk Drivin' Man"

Original Song Title:

"Truck Drivin' Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dave Dudley

Parody Song Title:

"Drunk Drivin' Man"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i stopped at a tavern that beckoned
and i got potty-faced and then off i ran
and i had my ol' pick-up a-swayin'
i weave about...a drunk drivin' man

poor me, oh brother, cops have stopped me
and i face arrest, understand ?
i'm surely in a pickle, i'll be locked up
cause i'm a drunk drivin' man

the cops took just one look and cuffed me
the dragged me away to the can
but i bribed the sergeant with a fifty
set free, this drunk drivin' man

back on the highway drivin' sloppy
one blood test and i would be banned
i've got me a michelob with top popped
cause i'm a drunk drivin' man

i'm back on the road quite unsteady
the six pack i purchased is gone
my senses ain't up to controllin'
i drive up on the neighbor's lawn

i've got the habit like my pappy
he drove blitzed and veered out of hand
his genes musta trickled down and caught me
cause i'm a drunk drivin' man





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Christie Marie M - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
(drunken)"Whoo, look at me, I'm the pife of the larty! Heyyyyyyy, no handsssss!! Thoshhh cops won't take me alive!" (now sober) What a hilarious parody, Alvin! I can't stop laughing! It reminded me of those police chase programs on "tru TV" that my parents watch in the afternoons. Now I'm on the verge of drunk driving myself, though I would always order Irish cream and a glass of water in order to dilute the alcohol before I get back behind the wheel. Love the "back in the highway drivin' sloppy" and "genes musta trickled down and caught me" lines in your song. 555. LOL Still laughing and can't stop! Security code: DUI.
John Barry - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
BAC: 555
Jim Rotondo - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Great stuff, I'll see your Michelob and raise you 555 proof Southern Comfort!
alvin - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks christie...glad ya dug it....DUI security code...too funny....thanks john...lol...thanks jim...yaaaaaaaaay
Mark Scotti - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Blood level 555 while driving down highway 555...
alvin - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks mark
2Eagle - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
If Mel Gibson got arrested it doesn't look like drunk drivers get off with a slap on the wrist.
AFW - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Dave Dudley was one of my favorite C/W singers in the sixties...good job, here
Andy Primus - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
That was real funny & I haven't heard 'potty-faced' used since I was a kid
Below Average Dave - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Darn Drunk Drivers, very well written Alvin. . .5s
alvin - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle...yup....thanks AFW....agreed dave dudley rocks....thanks andy...lol...yup....thanks BAD...glad ya dug it
Tommy Turtle - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
I couldn't get "(I was born) A Ramblin' Man" outta my pea-sized skull, perhaps because DKTOS. Maybe a follow-up idea? Well, have a Five-pack on me.
Leo Keough - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Brought back memories of the days when you could tuck a c-note in with your drivers license and get away with drunk driving if stopped - but can't do that these days - 555!!!
alvin - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks TT and leo

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