Well, an old witch was evil,
Waved a wand.. cast a bad ol' spell
And this is how I wound up..
Real tiny and as ugly as hell..
Yes, I know I'm an awful sight,
Just hope this fairy tale works right,
Six Years As A Toad,
But, I'm gonna be a prince tonight..

She's a sweet princess dear..
The most gorgeous babe alive
She gives me lotta' big thrills..
Just one kiss could make me jive..
Headed over for a meet tonight
Sure I'm nasty, but I never bite,
Six Years As A Toad,
And I hope to be a prince tonight..

Gotta' wet slimy mouth,
Not the kind most women would try
I could have a lotta' toad girls..
But, those broads and their warts don't fly
Need a princess to hold me tight,
If she'll only overlook my plight,
Six Years As A Toad,
I just gotta' be a prince tonight..

Lilly pads are toad's boats,
And I'll be paddlin' mine..
Gonna' row across the pond,
And leave these frogs behind..
Sure I know I'm an awful sight,
But, If this fairy tale is right
Six Years As A Toad,
Will be comin' to an end tonight

Kinda' small, and wrinkly old,
But, this old toad ain't slow..
I got good pick up lines..
And some fly catchin' I can show
My princess is comin' in sight
If you think I'm hoppy, you're right
Six Years As A Toad,
And I'm gonna' get a kiss tonight
Six Years As A Toad,
And I'm gonna' be a prince tonight
Six Years As A Toad,
And I'm gonna' take her home to..nighttt