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Song Parodies -> "Sex Days On The Road"

Original Song Title:

"Six Days On The Road"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dave Dudley

Parody Song Title:

"Sex Days On The Road"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Well, I pulled out in Pittsburgh
Little blonde companion got bored
I heard her husband wake up,
Took off runnin' like never before
Blew some speed records out a' sight
But, got to my truck alright
Sex Days On The Road
And I'm gonna' make it home, tonight

I met ten little Dears,
Down in Georgia, slept with five
I stock some middle aged thrills
When the ladies hitch my jive
There's a massage parlor on the right
I could use an oriental bite
Sex Days On The Road
But I'm gonna make it home, tonight

Well it's been like a month
Since I bid my woman bye bye
Guess I should be a faithful husband
But I'm just like the rest of the guys
I can't pass up a skirt that's tight
Or when a little fantasy takes flight
Sex Days On The Road
And I'm gonna' make it home, tonight

I.C. Sue. is the chick that I drive behind
Says she's a little overdue,
Wants to park and just unwind
We grab a case of cold Bud Light
In that motel, she's dynamite
Sex Days On The Road
And I might not make it home, tonight..

Sex Days On The Road
Might not even make it home, tonight..

(Shame on me..)

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Royce Miller - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, isn't this special?
Billy Boyd - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Both my dad and uncle were truck drivers so I know the original very well....great job AFW. 5's.
alvin rhodes - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
yeeeeeeeeeee-haw...fun to sing along to...5s
Kristof Robertson - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Cheeky and chuckleworthy...many great lines. 555
Michael Pacholek - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
How does that song go? "The road is long, with many a winding turn..." You may now turn off on Exit 5.
carol - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
naughty naughty three 5's
AFW - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce...or should I say, The Church Lady...thanks, Billy...yeah, it's like the truckers hymn...thanks, alvin...good rebel yell, there...thanks, Kristof, Michael, and Carol...
Royce Miller - November 04, 2005 - Report this comment
AFW---The real Church lady could beat the hell out of me-but sometimes that little saying she had is so appropriate.
AFW - November 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Royce....so true...loved those classic SNL shows

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