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Song Parodies -> "Petticoat Monsters"

Original Song Title:

"Petticoat Junction"

Original Performer:

Curt Massey

Parody Song Title:

"Petticoat Monsters"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

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Here's a picture I made to go with the song


Come ride the shrouded trail to a spooky area, full of monsters
You'll find a little town name of Vasaria, where there's monsters

Lotsa graves, bein' filled
N'even more, when you're killed
By the monsters
(Petticoat--Monsters)

[snare drum solo]

There's the mountaintop castle of Frankenstein, and his monsters
(Petticoat--Monsters)
Where Wolf Man and Drac spend some quality time, bein' monsters
(Petticoat--Monsters)

And that's hunchback Fritz, he's a-givin' them some fits
Cause they're monsters
Petticoooooat--Monsters!

OW-OOOOOOOO!!! OW-WOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Callmelennie - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm going to do a second installation of theme songs for Muslim sitcoms and one of them is a take off on this OS, called "Pet-a Goat Junction" -- And that's Mullah Joe, he's a-mountin' kinda slow at the junction.
Porfle Popnecker - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Sounds interesting!
Rob Arndt - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Hmm... monster themes today? Sounds frighteningly original-555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! The monster ones are some old parodies I ran across the other day and decided to post.

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