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Song Parodies -> "Oh God No!"

Original Song Title:

"Ohio"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young

Parody Song Title:

"Oh God No!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This parody is based on the action-comedy movie "Cat Run" in which a female call girl Cat is on the run after witnessing a massacre and steals the video footage from a hard drive. Since a US Senator is involved, the hunt is on to kill her and retrieve the drive. In addition to various goons in E Europe hunting her and police alike, a special former MI6 assassin is called in. Meet Helen Bingham, an aristocratic Mary Poppins like character that is a one-woman killing machine whole practices torture on Cat's pimp with a cigar chomper (nose, fingers, testicles), uses explosive rounds to decapitate the competition with a sniper rifle, excellent with a blade and martial arts. A true professional and lady, she asks each victim if they need "a moment" before she kills them. In the film which stars Paz Vega (Sex and Lucia) Janet McTeer as Bingham steals the show with her creative kills and witty one-liners. She's a female Terminator but with a British accent! IMHO, she outperforms Helen Mirren from "Red" which was also an action-comedy.
Run, Helen Bingham is coming,
Assassin works on her own
Once MI6, enjoys killing,
Wants Cat’s head, Oh God No!

Gotta make a run for it
Helen is hunting Cat down
Torture, puts on quite a show
Excellent sniper
Knows where the clues can be found
She’ll never give up, she’s a pro!

Not personal, just business
Kills without making a sound
Knows where each bullet should go
So hard to fight her
In pursuit, will track Cat down
Inevitable- Cat knows!

Run, Helen Bingham is coming,
Assassin works on her own
Once MI6, enjoys killing,
Wants Cat’s head, Oh God No!

"Do you need a moment?"

Run. Fight. Survive.
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/cat_run02.jpg http://phoenix.metromix.com/content_image/full/2527865/518/370 http://www.cineclub.de/images/2011/08/cat-run-2.jpg http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51z2CK%2BLEML.jpg

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Porfle Popnecker - June 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Good one! I like Janet McTeer so I'd like to see this movie.
Rob Arndt - June 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Porfle! But this one is not at Walmart nor Target. Best Buy carries it ir you have to order online. Paz Vega (Sex and Lucia) should be the star but actually McTeer steals the show. It's an odd action-comedy filmed in Serbia with a budget under $100 mil but I liked it a lot. Very mixed elements in the storyline with lots of gunplay, fighting, sex, nudity, and torture! And it even has a fight between Bingham and a tri-point amputee!!! I guess it goes: amputee, paraplegic, tri-point amputee, quadraplegic!!! Buy it if you can :)

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