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Song Parodies -> "Woodsock"
Original Song Title:
"Woodstock"
Original Performer:
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young
Parody Song Title:
"Woodsock"
Parody Written by:
Invisible Boy
The Lyrics
Thanks to AFW for this idea...fetish anyone ?
Woodsock
Well I came to see on my TV
A Victoria’s Secret spot
And that leg-wear had me feelin’ hot…yeah
Just like fire
Well my thoughts were working overtime
Then a picture appeared in my mind
Goin' to see what I can find… down in the dryer
Some like latex, some like rubber
Some just think back to former nookie
But I’ve got to get some Hanes…next to my wookie
Well, then you may want to ask me
What design will work the best ?
Are “peds” better than the rest, or is it “argyle”
Well, this is all still new to me
But I plan to put them to the test
And discard the ones I’ve messed
In my dirty-sock pile
Some like lotion, some like feathers
Some like sandpaper stiff and gritty
But I’ve got to get some Leggs…next to my Smitty
At the time I found my “Woodsock”
Came the answer to my plight
I found that “nylons” felt just right…those hose were smokin’
The “fishnets” just chaffed… the “wools” were itchy
And the “cottons” were just bland
But with “tights” slipped on my hand
Came the best strokin’
Some like powder, some like jelly
And peanutbutter…extra chunky
But I’ve got to get “thigh-highs”…next to my monkey
IB
Well I came to see on my TV
A Victoria’s Secret spot
And that leg-wear had me feelin’ hot…yeah
Just like fire
Well my thoughts were working overtime
Then a picture appeared in my mind
Goin' to see what I can find… down in the dryer
Some like latex, some like rubber
Some just think back to former nookie
But I’ve got to get some Hanes…next to my wookie
Well, then you may want to ask me
What design will work the best ?
Are “peds” better than the rest, or is it “argyle”
Well, this is all still new to me
But I plan to put them to the test
And discard the ones I’ve messed
In my dirty-sock pile
Some like lotion, some like feathers
Some like sandpaper stiff and gritty
But I’ve got to get some Leggs…next to my Smitty
At the time I found my “Woodsock”
Came the answer to my plight
I found that “nylons” felt just right…those hose were smokin’
The “fishnets” just chaffed… the “wools” were itchy
And the “cottons” were just bland
But with “tights” slipped on my hand
Came the best strokin’
Some like powder, some like jelly
And peanutbutter…extra chunky
But I’ve got to get “thigh-highs”…next to my monkey
IB
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By all mean give yourself 555 strokes. :-)
Here Sir, I throw you my "MaidenBra"
you're a sick pup...i like that !
Good one, IB
Marvelous title switch.
Thanks Stan, MCC,alvin,AFW and John.
LCC...almost forgot...did you ever see that old bra ad where the woman was dreaming about winning a race and the slogan was "I dreamed I was way out front in my Maidenform"
(ABCW) Great.
Wow!!! This was on par with a Red Ant parody... I can't believe that he hasn't commented on this parody yet, because this is right up his alley. Disgusting yes, but the way you put it was extremely hilarious!
(ABC) Here's a new OMFG for ya, and a 555 for dodging the censors.
(ABC4W)
This could have been about Woody Woodpecker. I kept saying it's only "Woody" - it's only "woody" through the entire read. It was the only way to get around the imagery. Sick but effective, sir.
This could have been about Woody Woodpecker. I kept saying it's only "Woody" - it's only "woody" through the entire read. It was the only way to get around the imagery. Sick but effective, sir.
Great
Sir InVis, It's only Monday . . . long time until FishNet Friday . . .
(ABC) ha! - the "next to my wookie/Smitty/monkey" bits were the best, IB, but I do like it when I see an idea being honoured no matter what - woodsock! ha - very inventive and creative and definitely one of the best sock parodies on the site- 555
(ABC4-W) I didn't really understand this one. But considering the comments, I don't want to know. Very ew. Oh well.
Well. .. that was different. . .I like Stu's word "Inventive". . .I guess I didn't find it as gross as others, but then again I was the guy who said Poomaster should not be banned on many threads when people called for it (only to be bashed for standing up for him). . .being a big free speech guy, I really appreciated this.
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