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Song Parodies -> "Scary Flesh Excess"
Original Song Title:
"Marrakesh Express"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Crosby Stills & Nash
Parody Song Title:
"Scary Flesh Excess"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
lookin' at my girth
with my toes unseen by eyes
travesty, my frame
i'm clearly whoppin' size
such a pig...a butterball
maximum carcass...wall to wall
i'm nearly three-eighty
five feet tall...i'm huge
get so sweaty
in the wedge of my behind
hate the weight i weigh
its always on my mind
see the way the fat has spread
front and back...i'm so well fed
doctor says i'll soon be dead...its true
and there ain't no hidin'
all my scary flesh excess
no, there ain't no hidin'
all my scary flesh excess
my weight just scares me half to death
i just gorge all day
i just gorge all day
i've been spendin' all my money
in that diner there
i'm hella-scarfin', i declare
weighty frame's badonka-donka in the south
oily o-rings i've been crammin' in my m-m-m-m-mouth
candied mutton, stuffed in there
coca-cola...none i share
gimme heaps of chicken on the bone
well, i've a belly now
and there ain't no hidin'
all my scary flesh excess
no, there ain't no hidin'
all my scary flesh excess
my weight just scares me half to death
i just gorge all day
i just gorge all day
i just gorge
with my toes unseen by eyes
travesty, my frame
i'm clearly whoppin' size
such a pig...a butterball
maximum carcass...wall to wall
i'm nearly three-eighty
five feet tall...i'm huge
get so sweaty
in the wedge of my behind
hate the weight i weigh
its always on my mind
see the way the fat has spread
front and back...i'm so well fed
doctor says i'll soon be dead...its true
and there ain't no hidin'
all my scary flesh excess
no, there ain't no hidin'
all my scary flesh excess
my weight just scares me half to death
i just gorge all day
i just gorge all day
i've been spendin' all my money
in that diner there
i'm hella-scarfin', i declare
weighty frame's badonka-donka in the south
oily o-rings i've been crammin' in my m-m-m-m-mouth
candied mutton, stuffed in there
coca-cola...none i share
gimme heaps of chicken on the bone
well, i've a belly now
and there ain't no hidin'
all my scary flesh excess
no, there ain't no hidin'
all my scary flesh excess
my weight just scares me half to death
i just gorge all day
i just gorge all day
i just gorge
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This song is all that and then some! 4 5s (an excess of 5s) for you.
This is so totally PHAT! Ya fooled me Alvin - Thought it was another Bates horrordy. Here's an added 555 calories to add to your immense girth, you slob.
thanks jeff & guy.....call me jabba !
555 for a Tony Soprano man!! I admire men who combine mirth & girth!
Looking at the title made me think of current fashion trends of the rich and famous.
thanks littleCupCakes and 2eagle
A Super-sized grin. I'll be laughing about this all day as I imagine watching a video starring erstwhile Chi-Bear, William "The Fridge" Perry. :-)
thanks stan
I have left some suggestions in a reply to your comment on my current parody "Wisened Guys" if you have interest. And once again this is a huge piece of work here. I'm still chuckling at it hours after I read it. Yep, you're pat with fat..
Oh - And whoever gave you ones must either have issues with fat or are trying to get you to reduce by reducing the quantitive effects of their votes.
It's been such a cold, snowy winter here in Ohio...I find myself relating, perhaps, a bit too much to this...funny, but painful too, when the fat shoe fits
ok guy...i'll check it out...and i've been hit with ones all week ....thanks AFW
Hi alvin. You know, often when I am travelling on the 'very crushed express', I have to sit next to the subject of your song. More correctly, part of me sits under part of them....
thanks peregrin
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