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Song Parodies -> "Pre-Load Frowns"
Original Song Title:
"Pre-Road Downs"
Original Performer:
Crosby, Stills and Nash
Parody Song Title:
"Pre-Load Frowns"
Parody Written by:
Jim Rotondo
The Lyrics
Of course the best Pre-Load Frowns are from babies, dogs and cats.
I have eaten, I feel beaten
There’s a load in the deep abyss.
So much straining, facial paining
This is more than a little piss. Yeah.
Chili burger, colon merger
There’s no more room to-store-this agony.
Pipes are bursting, dry mouth thirsting
Moments from a catastrophe.
Got runs like Mickey Mantle
Don’t break the toilet handle
Be sure to light a candle.
Feel much better, bathroom’s wetter,
From volcanic lava spills.
Pepto Bismol, bought at the Mall,
Cure for all your intestinal ills.
What a caper, toilet paper
Double-plied hanging on my shoes.
Time to go home, beers with white foam
Chili burger made me pay my dues.
Got runs like Mickey Mantle
Don’t break the toilet handle
Be sure to light a candle.
There’s a load in the deep abyss.
So much straining, facial paining
This is more than a little piss. Yeah.
Chili burger, colon merger
There’s no more room to-store-this agony.
Pipes are bursting, dry mouth thirsting
Moments from a catastrophe.
Got runs like Mickey Mantle
Don’t break the toilet handle
Be sure to light a candle.
Feel much better, bathroom’s wetter,
From volcanic lava spills.
Pepto Bismol, bought at the Mall,
Cure for all your intestinal ills.
What a caper, toilet paper
Double-plied hanging on my shoes.
Time to go home, beers with white foam
Chili burger made me pay my dues.
Got runs like Mickey Mantle
Don’t break the toilet handle
Be sure to light a candle.
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Good stuff
No frowns here. This parody is "full of" great things. Pampers off to you, Jim!!!!
Thanks John and Mark, this tune was somewhat of a sleeper on that debut album of theirs.
Appropriately enough, given the subject matter, I laughed my ass off.
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