Tots when they’re out the fold
Might take a cold, or temp gone too high
Restore them of their health
Just use a fast elixir to try:

Leech your children well
Annelids swell with sanguine sup-ply
Yes bleed them - it redeems
Be holis-tic, and soon they’ll be spry

Don’t you pharmeceuticize
Be so bold - phlebotomize
Be not bookish to be wise
Let flow that blood, do

It’s true, been known for years
Bloodsucking clears what your illness grew by
And though leech-help seems somewhat crude
Don’t be a prude - with barbers* com-ply

Leech your parents well
This feeding’s swell will mals rar-i-fy
Dad bleeds even in dreams
If arthritic, to Mum worms app-ly

If you’re hemophiliac,
Lemme tell you, just step back
You just look at slugs that suck
And know they’d love you...!