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Original Song Title:

"Fortunate Son"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Liberal One"

Parody Written by:

Kaiser Bob

The Lyrics

It ain't me.
Protest the war, burn the nation's flag
They come from states that are blue.
And when the band plays "Hail To The Chief",
Oh, they point the cannon at you, George.

It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no Bostonian,
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no liberal one, no,

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand,
Lord, why don't they help themselves? oh.
They always claim that they support the poor,
But they'll raise taxes like hell. oh,

It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no Kennedy son, no, no.
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no liberal one, no.

Yeah, some folks inherit hammer and sickle eyes,
They want us to lose the war, Lord,
And when you ask them, how much treason should we commit,
Oh, they only answer, more, more, more, oh,

It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no subversive one, no
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no liberal one, NO NO

It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no San Fransican, no no no,
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no liberal one, one, one, one

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Adam Zen B. - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Achtung, Achtung, die Kaiser ist in das Haus!
Royce Miller - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent writing.
Immoral Liberal - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Where is Osama? Why are we even fighting a war in Iraq? Can you say "democracy"? Probably not, but I bet you can say fascism, can't you? How many innocent Americans have died in Iraq? How many innocent Iraqi children have been maimed or have died by the unjust Bush war? Can you say "Republican Culture of Corruption"? Make love, not war.
Royce Miller - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Immoral Idiot: Why don't you go over to Iraq and see what's happening and then come back and report?
Immoral Liberal - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Royce you ignorant fascist - why don't you go and fight the unjust war? You stupid fool - we have no business being there to begin with except for the fact that war lovers like you put us there. You fascists didn't get Osama - he was responsible for 9/11 - Iraq had nothing to do with it. Why don't you and Linda Terhune go sit in your outhouse and read the papers and then come back and report? You stupid kool aid drinking fool.
Rellim Ecyor - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Miller Moron: Why don't you go over to Iraq and see what's happening and then come back and report the new death toll? Don't you fundamentalists have any respect for life? Why don't you anti-choice religious freaks start worrying about protecting those who are living from dying? You can start by ending the war. You are a moron.
Royce Miller - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Rellim and friends: What I'm trying to say is very valid--before you toss around matter of fact statements about Iraq, why don't you have a first-hand look? What was the death toll when Saddam was gassing people? You weren't there then, either. All of the good that has been accomplished in Iraq, you won't report on, either. Nice talking to you; I know you won't quit, but I will.
Immoral Liberal - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
If only you would quit the war as easily. Of course, you don't have a leg to stand on which is why you're quitting. Your point is not valid, in fact, you missed the point. Here's the point: Osama was responsible for 9/11 and your boy got Hussein - that just doesn't cut it in my book. Fact: Thousands of innocent Americans and Iraqis have died and been maimed. Fact: Hundreds of billions of dollars have been spent on an unjust war. Stop the killing, stop the war - stop the senseless rhetorical spin. Fool.
Michael Pacholek - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Go easy on Royce. She's what passes for a moderate in the Republican Party today. Anyway, this is one of the dumbest parodies of the year. Flag-burning? When was the last time you saw a liberal (or anyone else, for that matter, outside the Middle East) burn an American flag? That's such a stupid cliche. Why do we "raise taxes like hell"? To cut the damn deficits you guys give us, and it works! And we don't want to lose the War On Terror, we just don't think it's winnable as long as there's an insane right-winger in the White House. Face it: Killing Zarqawi when bin Laden's still out there is like blocking a Gary Payton shot while Shaquille O'Neal is grabbing the rebound. One more thing: John Fogerty of CCR was one of the few Sixties rockers to actually serve in the U.S. armed forces during the Vietnam era (although not actually in combat), so he, unlike you, knew what he was talking and singing about. Looks like your mind is "goin' up around the bend."
Rellim Ecyor - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Michael - surely you jest. Royce Miller, the Terhune supporter, is a moderate republican? She's pro war, anti-choice, anti-gay and seeks to establish a theocracy. If she was anymore right-wing, she'd be in danger of becoming a liberal. Anyone who puts the bible above the Constitution is not a moderate republican; not even today.
Robert J. Pagliaro - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Haha - loved the response Immoral - Very good.
Rellim Ecyor - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Have another glass of kool aid Royce. Continue to look at the world through your rightwing fundamentalist glasses. Because you are just a sheep in the rightwing fundamentalist flock, you have no standing to talk about credibility. Perhaps you should take a look at what is going on in Iraq before you announce "Mission Accomplished" There is blood on your hands. Because you are of such a simple and narrow mind, it is beneath me to even engage in a dialogue with you. It is not my practice to talk to those who believe in hate. You believe the Consitution should be amended to exclude gays - the first time in our history that an amendment would exclude American citizens. What would Jesus think?

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