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Song Parodies -> "Medical Science"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Moon Rising"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Medical Science"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Leave me to medical science
There's lots of bits of me to use
Assemble 'n organic appliance
Doped up by years of drug abuse
Well, I guess you know
What's afoot.. and it's a toe
There's an eyeball on the right
Drinkin' my lymph fluid with creamer
Eatin' my spare ribs on the side
Playin' baseball with my femur
Body's useful - can't be denied
If I'm dead, it does no harm
To re-use my left arm
There's an eyeball on the right
All right!
Don't bother keeping me together
Know I am quite prepared to die.
Nobody's gonna live forever
One eye used? Not bad, say I
So, go dissect my head
But first, please check I'm dead...
There's an eyeball on the right
There's lots of bits of me to use
Assemble 'n organic appliance
Doped up by years of drug abuse
Well, I guess you know
What's afoot.. and it's a toe
There's an eyeball on the right
Drinkin' my lymph fluid with creamer
Eatin' my spare ribs on the side
Playin' baseball with my femur
Body's useful - can't be denied
If I'm dead, it does no harm
To re-use my left arm
There's an eyeball on the right
All right!
Don't bother keeping me together
Know I am quite prepared to die.
Nobody's gonna live forever
One eye used? Not bad, say I
So, go dissect my head
But first, please check I'm dead...
There's an eyeball on the right
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Bizarre but painfully funny, Phil...and totally original. 555. ps I see that 5-1-1 dips**t has spiked you too...oh well..
Like Kristof said, quite original....wonderful Halloween parody, too! 5's
Thanks... yes, it is unusual: inspired by comment by adesignrsa on the DU messageboard in a life-after-death thread: 'Medical science seems like a good choice... at least then I might be remembered as "that eyeball in a jar on the 3rd shelf"'
That's hugely hilarious Phil "there's an eyeball on the right" - loved it - 555 - (PS: who gets to have their eyeballs on the 1st and 2nd shelves?)
Funny but profound. Organ donors are true angels.
Brillliant! 555
Hilarious Phil! My 'pick of the day'. :-)
funny, Phil
Loved the vitreous humour in the chorus!
Here are 3 fives, if I might....
I'm donating three 5s. Luckily I can do that over again when necessary (as long as I'm not dead).
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