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Song Parodies -> "Ann Coulter"
Original Song Title:
"Proud Mary"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Ann Coulter"
Parody Written by:
Mark Hoolihan
The Lyrics
Got a good job with no real work
Attacking liberals every night and day
But I never lost a minute of sleepin'
Worryin' bout the way the real world is
Big mouth it just keep flappin'
Ann Coulter keeps on yappin'
Hidin', hidin', hiding from the real world
Clinton was a commie liberal
Ignore what he did for the economy
But I never knew that liberals were all traitors
Til I stopped and read this lunatic queen
(chorus)
If women have careers not babies
Ann Coulter just calls them sick feminists
She don't have to worry though she's got no babies
Those who think like her just never get it
(Chorus)
Attacking liberals every night and day
But I never lost a minute of sleepin'
Worryin' bout the way the real world is
Big mouth it just keep flappin'
Ann Coulter keeps on yappin'
Hidin', hidin', hiding from the real world
Clinton was a commie liberal
Ignore what he did for the economy
But I never knew that liberals were all traitors
Til I stopped and read this lunatic queen
(chorus)
If women have careers not babies
Ann Coulter just calls them sick feminists
She don't have to worry though she's got no babies
Those who think like her just never get it
(Chorus)
Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the HoolinetCopyright 2003 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd.
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What's the difference between Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh? About 300 pounds. You thought I was gonna say "Breasts"? Sorry, Rush's are bigger, and his followers have always been the bigger boobs.
A slam at females, huh? It was cute anyway, even tho wrong.
Pat? Pat Buchanan? You're half-right: Ann is wrong, but she is most definitely NOT cute. The unholy offspring of Phyllis Schlafly and He-Man's nemesis Skeletor, thinks like her (minus the sense of humor) and looks like him. The only guys who pay attention to her are Bill Maher and Geraldo Rivera, and, let's face it, they'll boink anything that moves. As opposed to Emo Phillips, who says, "I see no reason to limit myself."
Pat, I think you misinterpreted it. It's in no way a slam at women, but is pointing out the irony of Ann's continual criticism of feminists. She even did the intro to Schafly's new book where she claims women's lives were ruined by feminism because they have careers not babies. Ironic since Ann is in her 40's and has a career not babies.
Mark...it wasn't really meant to be a serious remark except for the fact that the song was cute. I said slam at women only because I think it's up to the individual woman...she may have to work, can't have babies, or sincerely want to stay at home (her right) and have a bunch of kids. Circumstances dictate.
I read Coulter's book "Slander." She calls former President Ford "Dumb." She gets his name wrong in the index. Coulter is a lying slandermonger who deserves any slam she gets!
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