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Song Parodies -> "Foul Dairy"

Original Song Title:

"Proud Mary"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Foul Dairy"

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

ai came up with this when given a couple fragments:
Left a good job in the city,
Workin' for some creamy milk pity,
Big factory farms, they ain't so pretty,
Foul dairy keeps on churnin'.

And we're rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river,
But dairy is scary, gotta make it deliver,
It's bad for our health, bad for the land,
Cruel to the cows, it's time we take a stand.

Big glasses of milk, they used to please me,
But the truth unveiled, it's just a disease, see,
For our bodies, it's not a golden key,
Foul dairy keeps on churnin'.

And we're rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river,
But dairy is scary, gotta make it deliver,
It's bad for our health, bad for the land,
Cruel to the cows, it's time we take a stand.

Cows confined in cramped spaces,
Mama's love stolen, their hearts in pieces,
The dairy industry, it's got too many creases,
Foul dairy keeps on churnin'.

And we're rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river,
But dairy is scary, gotta make it deliver,
It's bad for our health, bad for the land,
Cruel to the cows, it's time we take a stand.

The planet's crying, it can't sustain,
Environmental damage, it's causing pain,
Plant-based alternatives, we can attain,
No more foul dairy keeps on churnin'.

And we're rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river,
But dairy is scary, gotta make it deliver,
It's bad for our health, bad for the land,
Cruel to the cows, it's time we take a stand.

So let's be mindful, make a change,
Choose compassion, let the cows range,
Say no to dairy, it's time to exchange,
Foul dairy keeps on churnin'.

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