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Song Parodies -> "Down On The Border"

Original Song Title:

"Down On The Corner"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Down On The Border"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

The flip side to Royce Miller's 2006 parody.
Thirty-six degrees and
Comin' up on midnight
Southwest of McAllen
They're startin' to unite

Poor kids and coyotes
Tryin' to dig a hole
Tunnel with a pickaxe and
Squeeze in like a mole

Down on the border:
How indiscreet!
Caravan of poor folks are prayin'
For asylum, and relief

Customs blasts a gas load
And people take off and run
That's our way to keep out
All the rapists, drugs and guns!

"Poor Me" shuts the budget down
Causing chaos anew
Kelly goes, "You stupid ass,"
Mattis is all, "F.U."

Loud Don supporters
Pout and retweet
Mitchy and the Faux Boys are paying,
In a pickle, as they freak

(Instrumental break: Pelosi on gavel, Trump on desk-pounding, Schumer doing the Smurf)

You don't need a passport
Come here on a boat
Or if you got a fake ID
It's time to rock the vote

Thousand miles of border
Never seen a wall
Immigrants and refugees
Welcome to you all!

Down on the border
Crowdin' the streets
Pitifully poor folks are prayin'
For a little amnesty!

South of the border
Moms tenderly
Tell their babies, "Go forth, I'm stayin',
Here's a nickel, till we meet..."

Down at the coroner
Shoutin' their grief
Desolated poor folks are blamin'
Mr. Twitter Twit-in-Chief

Down on the border
Stout industries
Hirin' at the maquiladoras
Fifty pesos, twice a week

Sounds of the mourners
Not in defeat
Liberated voices proclaimin'
Wade the Rio Grande, repeat

Clouds 'cross the border
Waitin' for an invoice for payment
While the rich go, "Tax relief!"
┬ęBob "Ouch! This Supporter!" Gomez 2019

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Pacing: 1.8
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Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 33

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Pro Tip - January 03, 2019 - Report this comment
One set of ones *might* say something about a parody. Multiple (obsessive) sets of ones definitely just says something about the disturbed individual giving them
Red Rover - January 03, 2019 - Report this comment
What's going to be REALLY hilarious is in February when you Democrat-voting oxygen thieves take to slaughtering each other in food riots after your EBTs stop working.
Doc - January 03, 2019 - Report this comment
Red, get off the reds and take some 'ludes. Then enroll in anger management classes.
Survivor. - January 03, 2019 - Report this comment
Just because you leftards are meth-heads doesn't mean everyone else is, Doc.
alexander's ragtag band - January 03, 2019 - Report this comment
It's better than reviews say. It just isn't extreme enough.
Michael Pacholek - January 03, 2019 - Report this comment
A right-winger accusing leftists of being meth-heads. Next, he'll accuse us of having Southern accents, driving pickup trucks, and marrying our cousins.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt - January 05, 2019 - Report this comment
Don't knock cousin marriage until you've tried it, Mikey.
David Epstein - January 05, 2019 - Report this comment
COUSIN marriage? Everyone knows daddy-daughter incest is best! Homosexuals do what they want; how is incest different?
G.R.A.D.S. - January 05, 2019 - Report this comment
Well, SOMEBODY is buying all that crystal meth in New Jersey, i.e. the Garbage State; and that hardly looks like a red state to us.
John Ekdahl - January 05, 2019 - Report this comment
The top 3 best selling vehicles in America are pick-ups. Do you personally know someone that owns one?
alexander's ragtag band - January 07, 2019 - Report this comment
Take a look at the top 5 vehicles for buyers with annual incomes over $250,000: Ford F-Series Jeep Grand Cherokee Jeep Wrangler Lexus RX BMW X5
CML - January 07, 2019 - Report this comment
One of the ways incest is different from homosexuality is that there can be offspring of incestual humpings, like, say Caligula, Nero, Cladius, Kaiser Wilhelm, Joffrey the Ned-Slayer, and of course, every other Targaryan monarch. In other words, there can be problems long after the evil deed is done
Bob Gomez - January 07, 2019 - Report this comment
Incest and pickup trucks. So THAT'S what my song was about. For some people. d;^)

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