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Song Parodies -> "Porn on The Bayou"
Original Song Title:
"Born on The Bayou"
Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Porn on The Bayou"
Parody Written by:
Callmelennie
The Lyrics
I'm really not this kind of guy, but JAB tossed down the gauntlet, so what could I do?
Now when I was just a little boy
Thumbing through my daddy's stash
My uncle said "Son, don't let your dad catch ya
Drooling over Seka's &@$#
Drooling over Seka's &@$#
'Cause he'll switch ya
'Cause he'll switch ya, now now
Now I can remember the Fourth of July
Strumming to some stag films bare
And I can still hear old John Holmes groaning
Making it with Deleeuw there
Making it with Deleeuw there
Porn on the bayou
Porn on the bayou
Porn on the bayou (oh, oh)
Wishing I was back on the bayou
Groaning with old Harry Reems
Wishing I was with Marilyn Chambers
Just a snooglin' behind The Door of Green
Porn on the bayou
Porn on the bayou (unngh, unngh, unngh, unngh)
Porn on the bayou (do it, do it, do it)
And I can remember the Fourth of July
Strumming to some stag films bare
And I can still hear my Aunt Peg moaning
Taking it from The Hedgehog there
Taking it from The Hedgehog there
Porn on the bayou
Porn on the bayou (hunh, hunh, hunh, hunh)
Porn on the bayou (Oh, I'm ......)
Thumbing through my daddy's stash
My uncle said "Son, don't let your dad catch ya
Drooling over Seka's &@$#
Drooling over Seka's &@$#
'Cause he'll switch ya
'Cause he'll switch ya, now now
Now I can remember the Fourth of July
Strumming to some stag films bare
And I can still hear old John Holmes groaning
Making it with Deleeuw there
Making it with Deleeuw there
Porn on the bayou
Porn on the bayou
Porn on the bayou (oh, oh)
Wishing I was back on the bayou
Groaning with old Harry Reems
Wishing I was with Marilyn Chambers
Just a snooglin' behind The Door of Green
Porn on the bayou
Porn on the bayou (unngh, unngh, unngh, unngh)
Porn on the bayou (do it, do it, do it)
And I can remember the Fourth of July
Strumming to some stag films bare
And I can still hear my Aunt Peg moaning
Taking it from The Hedgehog there
Taking it from The Hedgehog there
Porn on the bayou
Porn on the bayou (hunh, hunh, hunh, hunh)
Porn on the bayou (Oh, I'm ......)
The Hedgehog -- nickname for the short, fat, swarthy and hairy porn actor Ron Jeremy; surely the ugliest person to ever disgrace a strip of celluloid with his naked body
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Good one, but I hope you kept your gloves on while writing it.
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