This liberal loved your parody; very accurate AND hilarious! 5/5/5!

Violet - You have written well with only a few glitches. Learn from me...don't one-bomb (anonymously) if you you disagree politically. ;D

IDNKTOS but my comments on your other offering today apply to this.

Gingrich has been married three times. In 1962, he married Jackie Battley, his former high school geometry teacher, when he was 19 years old and she was 26. In the spring of 1980, Gingrich left Battley after having an affair with Marianne Ginther. In 1984, Battley told the Washington Post that the divorce was a "complete surprise" to her. According to Battley, in September 1980, Gingrich and their children visited her while she was in the hospital, recovering from surgery, and Gingrich wanted to discuss the terms of their divorce. Gingrich has disputed that account. In 2011, their daughter, Jackie Gingrich Cushman, said that it was her mother who requested the divorce, that it happened prior to the hospital stay (which was for the removal of a benign tumor, not cancer), and that Gingrich's visit was for the purpose of bringing the couple's children to see their mother, not to discuss the divorce. Gingrich has two daughters from his first marriage. Kathy Gingrich Lubbers is president of Gingrich Communications, and Jackie Gingrich Cushman is an author, conservative columnist, and political commentator whose books include 5 Principles for a Successful Life, co-authored with Newt Gingrich.

looked he he to me and thinks for some facts just the facts oh that newt

Newt Gingrich is actually to the left of Mitt Romney on quite a few issues (for example, google "Newt Gingrich Al Sharpton" or "Newt Gingrich Individual Mandate"). It's kind of weird that Republicans who reject Romney for being supposedly "too liberal" are instead gravitating toward Newt. I'm also surprised that we haven't heard more about his sister, Candace Gingrich (who is a well known lesbian activist for the Human Rights Campaign).

We kick 'em when they're up , we kick 'em when they're down.......poor politicians.......Gotta have a thick skin so it bounces off..............God bless those who want to be in public service....even if we don't agree how everything should work ...and after all is said and done ....no matter who's running the show ..we're glad it's not us.....'cuz we probably could'nt do it any better........In any case Violet...it was good venting......and a decent parody