I went to some big dinner party
black ties and suits it was real nice
but i brought my pet baboon bobo
and I fear that he may have lice


we're ordering out tonight
I hope pizza is alright
There's A Baboon In The Rice


I would just like to say I'm sorry
bobo's usually better than this
but he's got one heck of a temper
so just try not to get him ticked


(chorus)


Alright!


(instrumental break with the sound of a baboon throwing a fit in the background)


hope you did not eat his banana
you did? well then prepare to die
remember I warned you of his temper
and now you just might lose an eye


(chorus x2)