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Song Parodies -> "Javelin Man"

Original Song Title:

"Travelin' Band"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Javelin Man"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

ninety-seven meters till it fell from the sky
man, that's really quite a distance for a spear to fly
it really moves
baby, i'm a javelin man...yeah
when they measure where it lands
sure to get a hand
baby, i'm a javelin man

always thrown the thing well...zap, its gone...pell-mell
come on, come on, i wanna make that puppy zoom
it really moves
baby, i'm a javelin man...yeah
when they measure where it lands
sure to get a hand
baby, i'm a javelin man

look at how the gaff goes...talkin' 'bout the vast throw
took off like ignited...and it hauled just like a missle
really moves
baby, i'm a javelin man...yeah
when they measure where it lands
sure to get a hand
baby, i'm a javelin man...WOW !

here it comes again....a spectacular flight
oh, its a-rushin' as its flyin', cause i threw with all my might
it really moves
baby, i'm a javelin man...yeah
when they measure where it lands
sure to get a hand
baby, i'm a javelin man...WOW !

oh, i'm famous as a javelin man
baby, i'm a javelin man
to be the best one is my plan
cause i'm famous as a javelin man
when they measure where it lands
sure to get a hand
baby, i'm a javelin man...WOW !
HEY !
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MasonR - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody was quite an ex-spear-ience. 555!
KarK - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Are you a free-LANCE writer? Very good, especially the flow and pacing :)
McKludge - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
You'll put your eye out with those things! 555
Ann Hamond - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
alvin - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks mason, kark, mckludge and ann
AFW - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice unravelin' of the javelin
alvin - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
PMS - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
555 yards
Guy - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I think I get the point. Well done Alvin! CCR is one of my favorite groups to parody. Somehow I missed this song in a faily long string of CCR parodies. I'm gonna have to toss something around like a javelin and come up with one on this of my own. Thanks for putting me on to a CCR tune that I have overlooked. What PMS said about points.
Michael Pacholek - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
That's the spear-it.
TJC - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Really hit the mark! ...hey! Mark... you okay, dude?

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