I see a pile of crippled Ninja's
I see blood flowing in the creeks
There's a lesson Chuck is gonna teach 'ya
Starting with a bunch of round house kicks

If you're going to start a fight
With Chuck you're gonna die
From a round house on the right

I hear the Russian's are invading
I hear the Commies with their guns
Chuck Norris don't need no persuading
He'd kill all the reds for fun

If you can see the light
He's got you from behind
With a round house from the right

Alright!


I hope you like Walker Texas Ranger
I hope you find it pleasing to the eye
If not you're in some real danger
From a round house kick that will make you die

Don't go out tonight
Chuck's gonna tan your hide
With a round house on the right

Don't go out tonight
You know it's suicide
There's a round house on the right