she asked me why...why...i'm a hairless guy
a hairless goon all righty-right-right
all hair is a fright
no turf i'd like to grow
don't want it styled...don't want no 'fro
i have a shapely head...cover, i have shed...gnarly

gimme a head that's bare...no troublesome hair
shinin'...gleamin'...season's fashion happ'nin'
give me tons of nair...where ?
right there on my noggin
shaved lately..no trauma...i've no hair, raggy-taggy
bare bare bare bare bare bare bare
stow it...mow it...i ain't gonna grow it...i'm bare

lookin' cool is a breeze...girls go weak in the knees
so i ain't got no reason for hair
the gals wanna squeeze...my bald head, they wanna seize
i need no comb...with my chrome dome
its a beauty...its splendid...no wonder i stay...
bare bare bare bare bare bare bare
know it...show it...as for hair, don't grow it...stay bare

i'm lookin' strong, straight...girlies love me
snappy, crafty, natty, tidy
manly, breezin' , freely shinin'
gleamin', season's fashion happ'nin'
not a strand upon it...so uncomplicated
showered , scoured, now, i'm ready
got no tangled mangles...to make steady

oh say, can you see...my skull...yes, you can
cause i'm just that sort
down with hair
keep it bare
don't be scared
show your flair
take care of yourself
no reason left to grow it...grab that nair off the shelf

gimme a head that's bare...no troublesome hair
shinin'...gleamin'...season's fashion happ'nin'
give me tons of nair...where ?
right there on my noggin
shaved lately..no trauma...i've no hair, raggy-taggy
bare bare bare bare bare bare bare
stow it...mow it...i ain't gonna grow it...i'm...
bare bare bare bare bare bare bare
stow it...mow it...i ain't gonna grow it...i'm...
bare bare bare bare bare bare bare