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Song Parodies -> "Feelin' Like Bill is Gonna Send Me Off to Die in Bosnia Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Feel Like I'm Fixing to Die Rag Blues"

Original Performer:

Country Joe & The Fish

Parody Song Title:

"Feelin' Like Bill is Gonna Send Me Off to Die in Bosnia Blues"

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The Lyrics

I kind of wonder what is going through our fearless president's head as he immerses us in another Vietnam-style Quagmire called Kosovo. The events as they unfold seem to be reminiscient of the events in the 60s in Vietnam, from advisors to military aid to direct involvement. Mr President, with all due respect, do you or any of your staff know what Sarajevo means? I thought Europe did, but considering their recent actions, now I am not so sure. Maybe this is what the president is singing as he leads us into the canyon.....

I dodged the draft, I didn't inhale
now come on boys don't you me fail
I didn't read my history
so you're gonna get blown to eternity!

Why should I care if the bodies mount, the polls are all that count!

and its 1 2 3 what are we fightin' for
why should I give a damn
I'm not in Vietnam
and its 5 6 7 open up the pearly gates
while I unzip my fly...whoopee youre all gonna die!!!!


Milosevic said "Bill, hell no!"
I ain't giving up Kosovo...
Gotta make sure the economy grows
Airlift some bodybags, go man go!!!

I think I won't inhale a joint, while Carville's out running point!

And its 1 2 3 I couldn't beat Saddam!
Got myself in a Jam...
No integrity worth a damn...
and its 5 6 7 open up the history books
No matter if they call you a crook, its all in how you look!!


Come on folks, don't treat me ill..
Y'all can trust ol' Mr. Bill...
Its true your kids can't write or read...
But I'll teach them how to die and bleed...

And if I haven't killed enough before I'll pass it to Al Gore!!

And its 1 2 3 what are we fightin' for..
we're spat on thats for sure....
Nuke secrets out the door...
and its 5 6 7 its for posterity
You'll have to wonder, with some spin control, what they will think of me...
Personal Site. Coming soon! More Kongressional Karaoke!!!

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Flashback - December 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Is this a rerun? Currently, it's Libya or Syria where the usurper currently illegally occupying our White House is most likely to send you to die.
Michael Pacholek - December 29, 2012 - Report this comment
This is not 1995. You know how many Americans died in combat in Bosnia? I'd heard it was zero, but I've looked it up and it turns out it was 7. And... mission accomplished. In case you forgot, Milosevic killed more people in 10 years than Saddam killed in 25. Compare that to Iraq, where 4,487 Americans died as a result of Bush's lie -- you talk about a usurper. As for you, Flashback, you're a liar. President Obama won two majorities and isn't doing anything illegal.

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