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Song Parodies -> "Hello, Darwin"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, Darlin'"

Original Performer:

Conway Twitty

Parody Song Title:

"Hello, Darwin"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Hello Darwin,
Heard your theories,
But they're just not mine
I know the good lord
Has made you and me...

I respect you,
And your studies,
But strongly, decline,
Your opinions on ge-olo-gy...

What's that, Darwin,
Think I'm crazy,
I believe that I'm right,
Right as the bible,
And the big red sun at dawn..

What I'm tryin' to say is
God loves us, died for us,
Words can't explain it,
But his love goes on..

Sorry, Darwin,
We're not monkeys,
His likeness, we are..
And he'll greet us in Heaven
When we die..
You'll see, Darwin
At the world's end,
Though you've been gone long years
There'll be trumpets,
And he'll come down from the sky..

On that great day, Resurrection
When the clouds are swept away,
And we all stand there,
To be judged as mortal man..
Then maybe, you'll believe it,
Change your mind on creation,
Our beginning,
And the way life began..

Our beginning,
And the way life began

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WarrenB - March 12, 2012 - Report this comment
After my submission this morning, your title really stood out and I had to read it. Odd that they both showed up on the same day. Nice read and thoughtful message.
AFW - March 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Warren...I was thinking the same thing...both religious themes..
Rob Arndt - March 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Excellent my good man- 555!!! Evolution is a baseless theory and Darwin was wrong about survival of the fittest. There is so much historical evidence of people that (knowing they were to die horrible deaths) CHOSE to lay down their life for others. Also, all life comes from existing life, so the old chicken vs the egg debate is ridiculous. The egg is an object of REPRODUCTION of the original species- it therefore can NEVER be first!!! And the more science knows, the more questions arise. Scientists cannot accurately tell how old the earth is or the universe. Until recently, the composition of the universe was not well understood. Now scientists are baffled that the majority is made up of little-known dark matter. The Bible describes this "outer darkness" millenia ago and the fact that the world was round when it was created- a sphere. And most of the reports of what people thought in times past comes from centuries or more from the time they claim! So who can prove that the majority of people on earth thought the world was flat so far back? No one can. As for dinosaurs- that creation was wiped out instantaneously. There is no conflict with the Bible b/c who says God made those things? Satan and his 1/3rd of the Fallen Angels were cast out of the Third Heaven into the Second (the Cosmos) at an undefined time. They knew God was going to make man with free will and an animal creation. I say that THEY made those things b/c they had access to the Earth. Everything God made was called good. Dinosaurs were NOT good and were wiped out prior to Adam and the new animal creation (which would not have been compatible at all). Also, if mankind cannot see the miracle of birth and diversity of life on this planet, the amazing cosmos, and the fact that this world contains everything we need to advance forward and assumes that something came from absolute NOTHING... well, those that advance evolution and stay in their sins should perish. Also, if evolution is true, show me all the transitional life forms and the missing link. No evidence at all. And why has mankind not evolved further in all this time? Evolution is a continuing process and yet man is the same as he was then (as our 6000 yr recorded history tells us). How can anyone claim millions of years as cave dwellers and hunter/gatherers and suddenly with recorded history you have religion, monumental architecture that would be hard to duplicate with today's tech, laws, military forces, royalty, luxury, writing, music, professions, etc... ??? Evolution is a pathetic theory full of holes.
AFW - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob...for the interesting comments..
LilHysteria - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Sir L'air de Farce, Mighty Duke 0'Edge, very poetic write about a subject that currently stirs up mass hysteria !
AFW - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Thank you, Lil One...I could not resist the bad pun title the risk of sounding repetitious, and overly-sugary, let me say that I really appreciate you taking the time to update and comment, so nicely, on my submits.... (~:
L~C~C - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Sir, you're 'subbing' for Mitt ? ? ? . . . lol
AFW - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Funny line. LCC...but, he's too conservative for me..

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