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Song Parodies -> "Cate Archer"

Original Song Title:

"It's Torture"

Original Performer:

Clive Brannon

Parody Song Title:

"Cate Archer"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The female Bond from the "No One Lives Forever" PS games...
Ex-cat burglar
Badass as Bourne
Suave as Bond
UNITY operative
Aka "The Fox"

(She's a babe)

Irresistibly sexy
Stubbornly headstrong
Proficient with gadgets
Thompson Contester
A DeLisle Carbine... Airweight stubby strong

It's Cate
Devastates and escapes
It's Cate
Deadly fashion states
Hot Triumph mate
It's Cate
Cate Archer!!!

Flip side

Enemy of H.A.R.M.
Lugers and MP-Ls
Otto Schenker, bomb maker
Bodies swell
Unleashing hell

(Rattles the love-maker)

Russians, East Germans
Pleasure Monico, torture Morroco
Double crosses
Mounting Losses
Always shows, strikes a blow

Strong pride

It's Cate
Devastates and escapes
It's Cate
Deadly fashion states
Hot Triumph mate
It's Cate
Care Archer!!!

No one lives forever
She's got it all together
Emma Peel? Hotter Cate does rate!

Aimed at your heart, her P-38!!!

Cate Archer
Cate Archer
Cate Archer
Seals your fate, mate...

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