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Classics IV

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Think of this as "Sloppy" seconds. Yesterday, newbie Wes1212 did a parody called "Hang On, Sloppy" based on a song released in 1965. Elsewhere, I had done a parody called "Sloppy" based on the song "Spooky" from the same era ...... Only my Slop refers to Hillary's Clintonite admission that she might have been "a little sloppy" in her handling of the classified materials on her in-closet server. ..... With that completely unnecessary justification out of the way ........
In the still of the evening when you're hiding things
From Congressmen observers
I call you up and ask if you want to try
Your very own home server
First you say "No, looks like we're all on the take"
Then you sigh, "What diff .. does it make"
Corruption's kind of crazy
With a sloppy little girl like you

You always keep me guessing
I never seem to know what you are hiding
And if a G-man questions you
Cant be sure if you're stupid or if you're lying
I get confused cause I don't know if I'm scammed
But then you say "It's all a sham"
Laws are kinda hazy with a sloppy little girl like you
Sloppy ... hey, yeah

(Cue 30 second sax riff as James Comey tap dances around the plain meaning
of the various and pertinent statutes governing the handling of Classified Materials)

If they decide someday to fix this little mess
That you've been making
I gotta be concerned that the lo-fos may be
Starting to awaken
Just like a Progg, you're undermining the law
But Reps will fold .. and then withdraw
Laws are kinda hazy with a sloppy little girl like you
Sloppy ...
Sloppy ... Oh woah, all right
I said a-sloppy ..
Hillary is being Clintonite in her "admission" because being "a little sloppy" doesn't trigger application of the federal statutes which call for gross negligence. And being "a little sloppy" certainly isn't GROSS negligence, right? It's just kinda-sorta negligence

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Jonathan - January 09, 2018 - Report this comment
even we parodists get it! why doesn't CNN? 5s
CML - January 09, 2018 - Report this comment
^^^^ Why doesn't CNN get it, Jonathan? .... Because they're CNN! They're Alynsky-ites ....... CNN! And they're filled with spite ....... CNN! they're a brown pant load ...... CNN! watch it explode!! (cue stinging guitar lick ....)

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