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Song Parodies -> "The Student Loan Dilemma"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Rock"

Original Performer:

Chuck Berry

Parody Song Title:

"The Student Loan Dilemma"

Parody Written by:

Gregory Blake

The Lyrics

The Supreme Court just demolished my "Sacred
Golden Plan".
They've taken away my "Party Funds" with a stroke of the hand.
I gotta' get some money and I need it fast.
My "Student Loan Dilemma" is really kickin' my ass.
My mind is in a daze and I don't know what to do.
The "Clock is Tickin' " and my payment is due.

At the end of the day, my spirit's sinkin' low.
Everyone is lookin' for a place to go.
All my friends from college are "Singin' the Blues".
Wondering how they're gonna' "Party"
When their loans come due.
My girl up and left me, she "Done me Wrong".
She "hauled ass" and now my money's all gone.

The "White House" is in a panic.
The "Prez" is going insane.
Trying to rally support, raising "Holy Cane".
"Joey" get it together, get your "Agenda" through.
Your election in '24 all depends on "You".
If there's no solution, I'll be forced to admit
I'll have to get a "Job", and then "Oh, Sh_t".
Chuck R.I.P.

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