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Song Parodies -> "Silicone Valleys"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Little Sixteen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chuck Berry

Parody Song Title:

"Silicone Valleys"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Check out the Silicone Valleys
In the Hollywood Hills
Where all the Pams and Sallys
Go for the big bra fills
And each chest inch tallies
Up lotta' cash and thrills
A lotta' Silicone Valleys
In the Hollywood Hills..

Lipo'd curvy hips
And bootys enhanced
Some puffy Collagen lips
To snag your glance
A paradise of plastic
A tragic magic show
Doctors turnin' those implants
Into bundles a' dough..

Where Emmys, Grammys,
And Oscars rule..
Which jester's gonna' be
The best Red Carpet fool?
Bling bling and Caddies
All shiny new
Boyfriends and Daddys
Goin' bankrupt, too

Come see the Silicone Valleys
There in the Hollywood Hills
Clinics along the alleys
'Cha-chingin' up their tills
A would be agent rally's
Waves hundred dollar bills
Above those Silicone Valleys
In the Hollywood Hills..

There's style and there's grace
And there's heartaches and blues
A new nose on a face
Can make the tabloid news
For vanity, they scramble
And hope the right heads sway
With a body gamble
The crazy game they play

Visit the Silicone Valleys
'Tween the Hollywood Hills
Deep in the heart of L.A.
Where phoniness fulfills
An imitation promise
False beauty with no skills
Scenic Silicone Valleys
In the Hollywood Hills

Sutured Silicone Valleys
In the Hollywood Hills


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Johnny D - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job, AFW. They might start out wanting a nice new set of sleek and sexy silly cones, but they end up with a pair of monster mutant shoulder-boulders.
Andria - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Once again, AFW, you did a helluva job. I tried to develop parodies of my own based on this, but my "editor" (really a 5-year-old collie named Yvonne after Alice Cooper's snake) disapproved of them so much that she slept on them. As for my figure, it's all natural. 555
alvin - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
here's some sweet little fives
TJC - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Fantastic, Double-Delightful spoof, AFW!
John Barry - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Wonderful rhyming.
Tommy Turtle - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Great metaphorical pun in the title switch, and adding both geographical and linguistic oxymorons in the first two lines is comedy masterdom. Gonna have to promote you to Space Farce One. 555+
MrMacphisto - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good... Numerous clever turns of phrases here... 5-5-5
Ann Hammond - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm laughing
PMS - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with Mr M
AFW - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny..very true.................and thanks. Andria, interesting tale, there....Thanks, TJC....and thanks, John....... and thanks, TT..for those supersonic adjectives and comments...and thanks, MrMac...and thanks, Ann, and PMS
AFW - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Whoops, overlooked alvin, thanks, alvin

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