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Song Parodies -> "Cool Ways"

Original Song Title:

"School Days"

Original Performer:

Chuck Berry

Parody Song Title:

"Cool Ways"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Up in the mornin', all day and night
Old woman's been callin' me stud, she's right
Into the bedroom we're beatin' a path
Or in the shower while takin' a bath
Workin' her fingers right down to the bone
Since Viagra, I can't leave her alone..

Swing, swing, my old gal
We're cookin' together and things are swell
Get lucky each time she's off her feet
She's fortunate if she has time to eat
No Doctor Ruth, no "How To" books
Tossin' clothes on the floor, no time for the hooks

Even as three A.M rolls around
Neighbors might hear a bumpy sound
Loud CD's play with a sexy beat
Might even hear us out on the street
Makin' the mattress our special friend
Showin' each other love won't end..

Droppin' loin right into the slot
Turnin' on fans, cause we're smokin' hot
Feelin' so fine and rompin' romance
Horizontal, new kind of dance
Snaky rhythm from head to toe
Up and down, and around we go

Flail, flail, rock and roll
We're young again, tho' ages are old
God bless Viagra..
Subtracts twenty years from Ma and Pa
God bless Viagra..
We're back in the groove, with much Voom Vah!

We're back in the groove with much Voom Vah!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Michael Pacholek - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
This is the song Chuck Berry WISHES he could've written in 1957. Hell, he probabyl wishes he could do it NOW.
alvin rhodes - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
fit the fun rollicking tone of the OS
AFW - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael, and alvin..
Meriadoc - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
When does the video version come out...? :-D
Rick C - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Another heap o' ha-ha's AFW. :-) 555
AFW - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Meriadoc and Rick
Red Ant - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
"Droppin' loin right into the slot": hahaha! And here I thought this was going to be a parody about the weather...
Below Average Dave - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
"We're back in the groove, with much Voom Vah" --well alrighty then-remind me to stay away from your folks:) Anyhow--fits your usual style--not bad at-all. . .
AFW - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to R.A...amd B.A.D.

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