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Song Parodies -> "Washington DC"

Original Song Title:

"Memphis, Tennessee"

Original Performer:

Chuck Berry

Parody Song Title:

"Washington DC"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Recent news report: Government agencies storing millions of our private phone calls
Long distance information give me Washington, DC
Hook me to the party who'll be listening to me
I am not with Al Qaeda, and Osama ain't my boss
But, guess my right to privacy is so much applesauce

Real spy information you'll sure gather from these calls
Like what I take on pizza and where I buy my golf balls
The last name of my doctor and my blood pressure rate
Sexy things I tell my wife when I'll be working late

Big spy information, like this telemarketing
Swear words I might mumble when no one is answering
Those calls I make on Sunday, dialing good friends dear to me
I guess they're all important down in Washington DC

Looks like Big Brother's with us in the dome upon the hill
If government's connected maybe they should foot the bill
So, when each month has ended and Ma Bell makes her plea
I'll just mark it "Forward Please To Washington DC..

I'll just mark it "Forward Please To Washington DC

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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alvin rhodes - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Stephen Harrington - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but very good. 555. Have you thought of(or done?) a parody about how they wanted info from Google?
MrMacphisto - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL... Great parody idea... 5-5-5
AFW - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...thanks,, hadn't heard about the google factor...but heard one phone company refused to allow it..forget which one, though..............and thanks, MrMac
Red Ant - May 16, 2006 - Report this comment
GREAT ending AFW!.
AFW - May 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, RA
Larry Hensley - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Well written, fives
Michael Pacholek - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I gave this song a five, and I don't give a damn WHO knows!
carol - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
yipee!! I think we should FLOOD Washington DC with our phone bills since they think its ok to spy on us. 555

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