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Song Parodies -> "Long Haired Manson Clan"

Original Song Title:

"Brown Eyed Handsome Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chuck Berry

Parody Song Title:

"Long Haired Manson Clan"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

arrested on the charges of first class murder
they were gigglin' on the witness stand
vincent bugliosi was the district attorney
and he beat that manson clan
he did his job, and soundly beat that manson clan

livin' in the valley, north of ol' L.A.
with the men and women of his band
they'd been stalkin' left and right and were yearnin' to slay
so sick, this long haired manson clan
just recreation, for this long haired manson clan

charlie had a history of causin' fear
and usin' people for his plans
he requires a little 'helter skelter', here
from his long haired self-named clan
a lotta trouble was this long haired manson clan

beautiful actress didn't get out alive
she was murdered by a brutal hand
her guests there at the party shared the same sad fate
from the long haired manson clan
the scene was bloody from that long haired manson clan

quickly they dispersed because they had to haul ass
back to charlie's in their creaky sedan
the very next night, they made another dispatch
that ol' long haired manson clan
the labiancas met the long haired manson clan

the ranch was not left standin' and the gang is gone
the evidence erased from the land
and off, gettin' old, in a federal home
you'll find that long haired manson clan
behind those bars, there lives that long haired manson clan

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Tommy Turtle - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
As gruesome as the original story... 555... could rhyme "Tate" with "fate" in Line 16.
AFW - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Superb story telling of a terrible event...uppermost fives
Rick C - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
3 fives for your well-told tale of a group of sick people.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but it looks like a killer.
alvin rhodes - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks tommy AFW rick and peter
Dee Range - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I read Helter Skelter years ago. Bugliosi did a fine job explaining the midset of a bunch of acid freaks. Fine job here, alvin.555
Stuart McArthur - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
well-informed re-writing of the bizarrely dark counter-point to the lovin' late sixties, alvin - 555
alvin rhodes - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks dee and stuart
Larry Hensley - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Very hairy, 555's
alvin rhodes - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks larry
Andy Primus - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Another great Chuck (Berry or Manson) parody - still can't decide which one to have a go at myself.
alvin - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks andy....glad ya enjoyed

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