(Intro)
Come on all you "Congressional Creeps!"
Take your seats!
Ah! your looking good!
We'll falsely come on "Strong"
Sing the same "Old Song"
We're "Roasting" Dr. Fauci
And it won't take long!

(Chorus)
Let's "Re-Hash" Covid again!
Like we did on Tuesday.
Let's conduct "Toothless Oversite"
No consequences, "Hooray!"
It seems like only yesterday,
Fauci gave "Us" the "Old Bronx Cheer!"
"Social Distancing" and "Face Diapers!"
"Fantasyland" is here!

"EEHA!", "They" go "Round and Round"
And "Up and Down!" until the end.
"Bloviate, Investigate, Congratulate!"
But no "Accountability!" again.

(Repeat Chorus)

"15-day Endless Shutdowns" just to "Bend the Curves!"
Sending Covid Infected "Seniors" back to "Nursing Homes!"
"You Can't Go to Work!"
"You Can't Go to Church!"
Get the "Mandatory Jab!"
That didn't "Even Work!"

Hey, what's that up there?
Is it a "Bat?"
"No!"
Is it a "Pangolin?"
"No!"
It's the "Wu Han Lab Leak Theory!"
Yeah, and now your "Cancelled!"

Let's "Cut" the "Cutesy" this time!
And pretend that "You" really care.
Don't you remember when,
"We" were really "Hurting!"
Punish those who caused
The grief and all the despair!
Before "You" "Grandstand" again!
Time to "Grow a Pair!"
"Bop! Bop!'