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Song Parodies -> "Kimchi"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me"

Original Performer:

Chris Montez

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

If you're feelin' irregular
There's a food that may just help you
It is made from napa cabbage
And green onions but no tofu

Kimchi, don't be afraid, eat some kimchi
It's not too late eat your kimchi
Bacteria is aroused

It is seasoned with red pepper
Don't forget the cloves of garlic
Plus the ginger and anchovy
Combination is bucolic

Kimchi, don't be afraid, eat your kimchi
It's not too late just eat kimchi
Bacteria is aroused
Please open with care. It goes everywhere.
Just do it over the sink
Something you must see, just take it from me
Or your whole kitchen will stink

Kimchi, don't be afraid, eat some kimchi
It's not too late eat some kimchi
Bacteria is aroused
In the jar there's a sensation
It is constant fermentation
Eaten all day in Korea
Nutritional panacea

Kimchi, don't be afraid, just eat kimchi
It's not too late just eat kimchi
Intestines will come around
Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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2Eagle - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Fragrantly funny - that's telling it like it is.
Guy - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Let us spray for pickled cabbage.

Kimchi works like lightening,
Very much it's lightning me

Crap all day-o, Crap all day-o, Crap all day-o,

You will go-o-o-o-o.

I've eaten this in Korea and it's pretty much like the parody degment above describes only below. 5 heads of napa.

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