Song Parodies -> "Lady in Bed"

Original Song Title:

"Lady in Red"

Original Performer:

Chris DeBurgh

Parody Song Title:

"Lady in Bed"

Parody Written by:

Nick Slawicz

The Lyrics

I've never seen you looking so ugly as you did tonight,
Never seen a large skirt look so tight
Ugh, ugh.
I've never seen so many men leave when you wanted to dance,
They've gone to avoid your romance
They don't stand a chance.
Never seen that dress you're almost wearing
Or the dandruff in your hair that hits my eyes.
It makes me blind.

Lady in Bed
How did I end up with you,
Next to me?
There's nobody here
It's just you and me
And I'm trying to leave
I hardly know
This monster by my side
I've already forgotten
How I got here tonight.

I don't remember seeing you sober all through last night
You look like you've been in a fight
With a lawnmower
I've never seen so many people
Suddenly going outside
And when you turned to me and smiled
I legged it to the gents.
But you followed me in the toilets
And I threw up a little bit onto your shoes
You give me the blues

Lady in Bed
How did I end up with you,
Next to me?
There's nobody here
It's just you and me
And I'm trying to leave
I hardly know
This monster by my side
I've already forgotten
How I got here tonight.

I really wish
That we did nothing last night

Lady in my Bed
Lady in my Bed
Lady in my Bed
Lady in my Bed.

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Poop Pants - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment

This song was made in the 80s, not the 60s. How dare you do this to one of my favourite songs!

Below Average Dave - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment

I will likely eventually read this, but I had to comment. . .HOW THE HECK ARE 14 VOTES PRESENT BUT ONLY ONE COMMENT??? That's weird. . .anyway, more importantly. . .Poop Pants, while I won't comment on decade. . .I don't understand comments like "How Dare You. . ." I mean, it's a parody website, we all do parodies, including the artist of this parody. We don't necessairly dislike the song we are parodying, and rarely is a parody done to spite it's original song. . .I will never understand "How Dare You" comments on songs because someone disagrees with the content or song parodied. We all have 'favortie songs' . . .but this is a parody site, you should expect to see songs parodied. . .I mean, that's what this site is about Mr. Pants.

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