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Song Parodies -> "Dragon in Red"
Original Song Title:
"Lady in Red"
Original Performer:
Chris De Burgh
Parody Song Title:
"Dragon in Red"
Parody Written by:
Steven Cavanagh
The Lyrics
Ah, the old roleplaying days...
I've never seen a dragon so fearsome as you were tonight
Risen to your full height.
I've never seen a party get carved up without even a chance
Think I should be changing my pants,
you ate a dragonlance!
I have never seen that mage you're tearing
and this party in your lair?
it isn't mine.
I'll run and hide
the dragon in red is searching for me,
Keef the thief.
I failed 'resist fear',
just rolled a three.
Help me somebody!
and I really hope, this cleric by my side
can resurrect, cause now I think I'm fried.
I've never seen you fight as ferocious as you did tonight
that "claw, claw and bite", with fire blazing
I've never seen a cone of cold bounce right off a dragon's hide
and when our paladin expired, I turned and ran away
I have never had such a feeling,
such a feeling of complete and utter PANIC
as I do tonight.
the dragon in red is searching for me,
Keef the thief.
I failed 'resist fear',
just rolled a three.
Help me somebody!
and I really hope, this cleric by my side
can resurrect, cause now I think I'm fried.
the Dragon in red!
the Dragon in red!
p-p-please don't kill me!
Risen to your full height.
I've never seen a party get carved up without even a chance
Think I should be changing my pants,
you ate a dragonlance!
I have never seen that mage you're tearing
and this party in your lair?
it isn't mine.
I'll run and hide
the dragon in red is searching for me,
Keef the thief.
I failed 'resist fear',
just rolled a three.
Help me somebody!
and I really hope, this cleric by my side
can resurrect, cause now I think I'm fried.
I've never seen you fight as ferocious as you did tonight
that "claw, claw and bite", with fire blazing
I've never seen a cone of cold bounce right off a dragon's hide
and when our paladin expired, I turned and ran away
I have never had such a feeling,
such a feeling of complete and utter PANIC
as I do tonight.
the dragon in red is searching for me,
Keef the thief.
I failed 'resist fear',
just rolled a three.
Help me somebody!
and I really hope, this cleric by my side
can resurrect, cause now I think I'm fried.
the Dragon in red!
the Dragon in red!
p-p-please don't kill me!
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When did this one turn up? Must have missed it first time round. Brilliant stuff (again)!
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