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Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

When we eat fruit, or drink it in wine at a bar
Or when we’re pooin’, our stool has the perfect texture
Time passes much too quickly when we're together laughing.
I wish I could zing it to you, wo wo,
I wish I could zing it to you.
Mostly I'm soylent.
Love to eat bean curds, not whey
When I eat fruit, I feel a thousand different feelings.
All kinds of chills all over my body.
And when I peel them, I quickly try to decide which one
Is ripe enough to feed my bird, wo wo,
Is ripe enough for perfect turds.
Mostly I'm soylent.
Only the veganning of what I want to feel forever.
Only the veganning. Only just the start.
I've got to get fruit into my life.
Got to get fruit next to me.
Only the veganning. Only just the start.

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

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Dave W. - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment
It's vaganning to look a lot like .. you've done this kind of thing works for me

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