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Song Parodies -> "Behind Lowe's Doors"

Original Song Title:

"Behind closed Doors"

Original Performer:

Charlie Rich

Parody Song Title:

"Behind Lowe's Doors"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

When I go DIY, the wife calls me Old Mister Klutz
Can't hammer in a nail,
In fact, my whole home improvement just sucks
Tho' I can't build a thing,..times, like a fool, I'll try
Then when the birds see their house,
They flip me the feather, and fly...

But when I get Behind Lowe's Doors
Smell new lumber and fresh paint..
Start to growl and groan..feel like a m-a-n !
The red blood flows, when I get Behind Lowe's Doors,
Behind Lowe's Doors...

A chair I try to build..turns out to be just a crate
Each new project's fun, till friends ask, when done, "What is it?"
I feel like a loser, but real soon, a winner, I'll be
Just pick my pride off the floor, and go to the store meant for me..

Oh, when I get Behind Lowe's Doors
Then my chest hair grows and curls..
I can build the Taj Mahal..I c-a-n
My manhood shows, when I get Behind Lowe's Doors,
Behind Lowe's Doors...

Behind Lowe's Doors...

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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Mark Scotti - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I can just hear Tim Allen singing this! Sales in aisle 555!!!
alvin - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
love fave of the day
LilLoweTress - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Yes, Lowe's does induce the horrorMoans & the TestyDrones, Sir L'Air !
AFW - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark, alvin, and LCC...
Christie Marie M - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Great do-it-yourself parody you wrote! I love Lowe's better than Home Depot, because it's more cleaner than HD. Here's 5 nails, 5 lights, and 5 lumber from Lowe's! Great song like always, AFW!
PMS - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
555 is the LOWESt score I wood give this
TT - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Brilliant concept and title sub! Tough to follow PunMS.' comment, but TT low's these Fives at you! (moo!)
AFW - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie, PMS. as TT said, great pun, and thanks, TT, also, good puns..
MadameLowe - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air this is very cute, and have not many heard parodies on this singer . . . C Rich was 'Joe cool' way back when .. . . every truckin' Cowboy played this song!
AFW - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you so much, Madame Lowe...I didn't realize Lowe's was also in this business...Yes, Old Charlie was super cool, and had quite a few hits, especially back in them "Roarin' Seventies, and Eighties"
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Alpha Skua - June 14, 2018 - Report this comment
What ever happened with Mac Davis?

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