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Song Parodies -> "Is Anybody Blowing Up San Antone"

Original Song Title:

"Is Anybody Goin' To San Antone"

Original Performer:

Charlie Pride

Parody Song Title:

"Is Anybody Blowing Up San Antone"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

This was an idea I shelved several years ago, but a few recent developments allowed me to fill in the missing lines. Fact is, the terrorists are not logical. They will neither live long nor prosper.
Planes flying low across the sky, it looks like they can't fly.
My watch now reads 7:46, while 3000 people die.
Now they're busy bombing subway trains and setting cars on fire.
And it seems they'll do anything, just to provoke our ire.

Is anybody blowing up San Antone or Phoenix, Arizona?
Who knows, it just might be Kokomo, or the coast of California.

Dubya's men just uncovered a plot to strike Chicago downtown
Just some fighting words from the terrorists, and 10 planes stayed on the ground.

Is anybody blowing up San Antone or Phoenix, Arizona?
Who knows, it just might be Kokomo, or some town like Saratoga.

Yonder goes a truck with the U.S. Mail, wary of anthrax and bombs
Well, tomorrow they'll come up with something else, 'cause their brains are way past gone!

Is anybody blowing up San Antone or Phoenix, Arizona?
Who knows, it just might be Kokomo, or somewhere like Winona.

Is anybody blowing up San Antone or Phoenix, Arizona?
Who knows, it just might be Kokomo, or as far north as Gakona.
©2006 Michael W. McVeyGakona is in Alaska, in case anyone is wondering.

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AFW - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I like the witty sarcastic spoof..here..very well done
Rick C - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I second what AFW said. I've done a couple of spoofs on this subject myself. 555
2Eagle - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
555 - dynamic.
Johnny D - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Simultaneously blunt yet sharp -- heavy duty!
Stuart McArthur - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
well, they may have thousands of terrorist suicide bombers, and a dozen evil masterminds, but you guys've got Jack Bauer - pretty even contest I'd say, Michael ;-) - 555
Jay-Z - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow that's one good helping of a parody!!

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