Time has sprung today.
One hour has gone away.
So many clocks to calibrate.
I don't get how daylight's saved.
I say, "All it did was shift a ways."
Time has sprung today.
(Hey)

Ohh,
The rule of change is strange. (Hey)
My schedule's reaarranged. (Hey)
My thinking is trounced by dumb change. (Hey)
I'm stumped and so deranged. (Hey)
My biorhythm's flawed. (Hey)
Oh, I'm forced to grab some dope. (Hey)
I have to cope. (Hey)
I gasp and mope. (Hey)

Now my mind is numb. (Time)
There's no waking sun. (Time)
I might lose sleep and have to run. (Time)
Oh, I'm mad and bummed. (Time)
I misjudge my new bedtime. (Time)
I get flushed like ugly slime. (Time)
And my woe must be psychoanalyzed. (Time)

(Time)
How my mind is stunned. (Time)
Alarm springs a leap in time. (Time)
Time has sprung today. (Time)
Time has sprung today. (Time)

Time [x-many times]

Ohh,
How my time's been scrunched. (Time)
I'll be late for brunch. (Time)
I might just work till time to munch. (Time)
But I'll have my lunch. (Time)
Strive to rush, not miss my ride. (Time)
I get cussed by my lovely bride, (Time)
'Cause my troth can't be bio-synchronized. (Time)

(Time)
How I whine and grunt. (Time)
Share hard drinks to feel alive. (Time)
Time has sprung today. (Time)
Time has sprung today. (Time)

Time [x-a few times]
Vexed!