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Song Parodies -> "Spazz Lady"

Original Song Title:

"Jazz Baby"

Original Performer:

Carol Channing in Thoroughly Modern Millie

Parody Song Title:

"Spazz Lady"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Saw the original 1967 film recently and had to parody this song.
Spazz Lady

My bladder was a big time urine sprayer,
My mummy was a shag-time big brayer.
Whey melt one day with a mango flea,
There was a stinko pasty pudding,
That flan… flamed brie!
Forks sink the whey my wok is it fried
But spit's a burp spray resent phlegm flies slimy and scabby.
I'm a spazz baby, little spazz baby, spazzy!
There's something in the tone of a spazz at home
dat makes me poo a little squiggle all my own!
'Cuzz im a spazz lady,
Full of spazz-ho pharmacy.
That "Waft The Smog" and "Smell my Crack" that caused all to walk
I juiced a ploppy in the bay I waft turdy walk!
'Cause I'm a spazz baby, little spazz lady, batsy!
sock two freeps while the candy mints shooed a “blow”,
Boomed a blow toilet tune of the pickles, doh!
Eggers wince I farted and I glowed,
Shove you near the mucus spraying, see my rear old fanny sprayin'!
Spazz-blah-spazz, that's all I ever spew,
Clogged clay bong my liver would dry too
Spark-my-gass, that's all I want to do,
So plague me a little gas!!
Spazz lady, full of spazz-butt farteree.
The hailin' of the taxis when those farters blow mard
Canned snot dump air with butt I shot a moaning one bad.
So fear this gass lady,
Ah, rah, blah, phlah...
Little spazz
Lady, that freeps.
here's the OS as it appears in the movie: Jazz Baby

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John Lomain - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
alvin - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
lol....chockful of disgustingness...dug it
Harry - April 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, Alvin. Well, alvin, I didn't dig Carol's voice in the movie as opposed to Julie's beautiful voice.

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