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Song Parodies -> "Jolly Roger Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Holly Jolly Christmas"

Original Performer:

Burl Ives

Parody Song Title:

"Jolly Roger Christmas"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Arrrr, matey! Ye know the pirates be havin' fun at Christmastime, too. (The 'Jolly Roger' is what pirates call the black flag with the skull and crossbones on it.)

Have a Jolly Roger Christmas
It's the best time to drink beer
Oh you know that there'll be hos
To meet us at the pier

Have a Jolly Roger Christmas
And when you play cards and cheat
Lay them low, a friend or foe
The booty will be sweet

Yo ho, the missing toes
He who tried to flee
Nobody bids adieu
'Less the cap'n frees

Have a Jolly Roger Christmas
Just in case it wasn't clear
It's our folly, it's a Jolly
Roger Christmas this year.

Aye, and a happy new year, ye scalliwags! P-)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 3

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Old Man Ribber - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Where's your buccaneers? On the sides of me buckin head! Yo Ho Ho Ho...a Santa's life for me! ;)
Mark Scotti - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Ho ho's fives to go!!!
LittleSantaCakes - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
SantaDearest has always struck me as being a ' Pirate at heart ', too ! ! Thanks for this ditty!
blackjack21 - December 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Hearty thanks to Old Man Ribber, Mark Scotti and LittleSantaCakes for the votes and comments.
Prairie Chicken - November 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Rudolph driving snowplow Satna drives a bus,Hermie Drives a 18 wheeler,Sam he waits with slush

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