-> "Holly Jolly Parody Challenge"
Original Song Title:
"Have A Holly Jolly Christmas"
Parody Song Title:
"Holly Jolly Parody Challenge"
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Have a Tasteless Waitress Christmas
And she wants to be your friend
She talks big / and her Blonde wig
With her black hair won’t blend
And her neck tattoo’s not finished
It says “Have a Blessed D”
She’s a very tasteless waitress who wants Christmas With Me
Have an Awful Lawful Christmas
You’re a felon on Parole
You think crime / is the best time
And gifting stuff you stole
And you crave some misdemeanor
Trash a public Christmas tree
But you have to have an Awful Lawful Christmas with Me
Goofy /poofy Drunken Shrunken Looter /Shooter Sneaky/Freaky
Chicken pickin / Stupid Cupid Lazy/ Crazy Itchy /Bitchy urban /Bourbon Merch-You /Virtue Christmas
Zany Rainy/ Messy Dressy
Have a Funky Monkey Christmas
With a chimp who loves James Brown
Watch him dance /In his tight pants
Can that hip ape get down
He can do a split and break dance
All around the Christmas Tree
Grooving at a Funky Monkey Christmas party with Me
Have a Thinking Drinking Christmas
Party Whisky boosts your brain
Intoxicate , then cogitate on stuff you can’t explain.
Pass the Bottle then pose questions, when we’re face down in the snow
What is GOD? The Thinking Drinking Christmas people Might know.
Have a Bad Breath Near Death Christmas
From an old fruitcake attack
First you dined ,then you flat-lined
And medics brought you back
From a jury of God’s Angels
With a merciful disgust
All decided that a Bad Breath Near Death Christmas was just
Have a Mobster Lobster Christmas
At a Jersey Sea Food Place
It’s all Good Until some Hood-
lum Shoots you in the Face
But the Holiday is Sacred
So you snuff him in the street
Then resume your Moster Lobster Christmas Dinner, Let’s eat !
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