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Song Parodies -> "Holly Jolly Parody Challenge"

Original Song Title:

"Have A Holly Jolly Christmas"

Original Performer:

Burl Ives

Parody Song Title:

"Holly Jolly Parody Challenge"

Parody Written by:

Ginny King

The Lyrics

This is a game and works best with alcoholic beverages. People form teams of 2 or more to work out a parody. Find a double rhyme that your team can work with. The game host can come up with titles in advance and place them in a bowl from which and guests can draw. A very short story must be created that begins and ends with the title rhyme. Teams have 15 -20 minutes (suggested )to create their parody, then comes a performance .Extra points are awarded for Vulgarity and absurdity. AND for creating the bridge and an ending, which are not essential for playing .
Have a Tasteless Waitress Christmas
And she wants to be your friend
She talks big / and her Blonde wig
With her black hair won’t blend
And her neck tattoo’s not finished
It says “Have a Blessed D”
She’s a very tasteless waitress who wants Christmas With Me

Have an Awful Lawful Christmas
You’re a felon on Parole
You think crime / is the best time
And gifting stuff you stole
And you crave some misdemeanor
Trash a public Christmas tree
But you have to have an Awful Lawful Christmas with Me

Goofy /poofy Drunken Shrunken Looter /Shooter Sneaky/Freaky
Chicken pickin / Stupid Cupid Lazy/ Crazy Itchy /Bitchy urban /Bourbon Merch-You /Virtue Christmas
Zany Rainy/ Messy Dressy

Have a Funky Monkey Christmas
With a chimp who loves James Brown
Watch him dance /In his tight pants
Can that hip ape get down
He can do a split and break dance
All around the Christmas Tree
Grooving at a Funky Monkey Christmas party with Me

Have a Thinking Drinking Christmas
Party Whisky boosts your brain
Intoxicate , then cogitate on stuff you can’t explain.
Pass the Bottle then pose questions, when we’re face down in the snow
What is GOD? The Thinking Drinking Christmas people Might know.

Have a Bad Breath Near Death Christmas
From an old fruitcake attack
First you dined ,then you flat-lined
And medics brought you back
From a jury of God’s Angels
With a merciful disgust
All decided that a Bad Breath Near Death Christmas was just

Have a Mobster Lobster Christmas
At a Jersey Sea Food Place
It’s all Good Until some Hood-
lum Shoots you in the Face
But the Holiday is Sacred
So you snuff him in the street
Then resume your Moster Lobster Christmas Dinner, Let’s eat !

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 45

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   42

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CML - January 19, 2023 - Report this comment
That was way better than I thought it would be.
annie gardner - January 19, 2023 - Report this comment
me a some people I know need to figure out how to get rid of some real bad writers block before we can play a game like this
CML - January 20, 2023 - Report this comment
Sorry to tell you this, but all those thumbs up votes are probably bogus. Trolls screw with the voting system all the time now. OTOH, in your case, they could be your friends doing the voting. In which case ....
LMC - January 20, 2023 - Report this comment
CML is right: the site is infested with shatbots.
Lorna pitzer - January 23, 2023 - Report this comment
In good taste

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