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Song Parodies -> "Illuminati Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Holly Jolly Christmas"

Original Performer:

Burl Ives

Parody Song Title:

"Illuminati Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Day 20 of the "25 Days of Christmas Parody" challenge. When it comes to Christmas, there's "believing"...then there's "that's what they WANT you to believe". Original Song
An Illuminati Christmas
Everyone should run in fear
‘Cause I know what they all know
But don’t want you to hear

An Illuminati Christmas
I know this you won’t believe-
Brain’s controlled by fresh white snow
And every Christmas treat!

Oh no, that Rudolph’s nose
A satellite beam!
It watches over you
Tin foil hats for me!

An Illuminati Christmas
And the news tries to conceal:
“Elves” are children in a sweatshop prison
This is all real!

(Throw your phones away on Christmas
So the FBI can’t hear)

An Illuminati Christmas
They’re all alien reindeer!
And I know there’s no North Pole
‘Cause the Earth’s not a sphere!

Oh no, there’s mistletoe
Don’t look, smell or eat!
Big Pharma made that to
Kill you in your sleep!

An Illuminati Christmas
In my bunker made of steel
Blocked my chimney so Santa can’t kill me!
This is all real!

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Jonathan - December 20, 2018 - Report this comment
I see what you did there! THE eye sees all! 5s

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