Song Parodies -> "25 Parodies Of Christmas: 9. Jelly Belly Christmas"

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"Holly Jolly Christmas"

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"25 Parodies Of Christmas: 9. Jelly Belly Christmas"

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you've heard of the Jelly Belly Beanboozled challenge, right? well, this bloke hasn't. and when he gets a tin of Jelly Belly Jellybeans for Christmas, let's just say he gets... Beanboozled! please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtVxFi9C0RA

It's A Jelly Belly Christmas
got a brand new tin, this year
beanboozled? I'm confuzzled
some taste like salty beer

It's A Jelly Belly Christmas
will I grab one good to eat?
it's yellow, so, I don't know
Oh God! it tastes like feet...

oh no! stuff from a nose
got tricked by a green
some of these taste like puke
what cruel jelly beans!

It's A Jelly Belly Christmas
mixed bag of good tastes and fear
some are smelly
It's A Jelly Belly Christmas, This Year!

It's A Jelly Belly Christmas
full of flavors we should fear

It's A Jelly Belly Christmas
while I love their jelly beans
this tin, though's tricky, ya know
beanboozling's rather mean

heck no! those red won't go
down my hatch, you see
got tripped up, by a blue
God, they taste like pee!

It's A Jelly Belly Christmas
and in case nobody said
oh, whoa nellie!
this here Jelly Belly tin, some taste dead!

thanks for reading and Merry Christmas!

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Claude Prez - December 11, 2017 - Report this comment

So if you make a booger-flavored jelly bean yourself, does it taste better? Asking for a friend. Tasty stuff.

Rob Arndt - December 11, 2017 - Report this comment

President Reagan loved these and so do I- 555!

Jonathan - December 11, 2017 - Report this comment

Claude - not sure, I've never actually never tried the beanboozled challenge. but I hear that some of those flavors can be downright nasty! Thank You!
Rob - if President Reagan liked 'em, you KNOW they're good! Thanks!

Jonathan Spurlock - December 11, 2017 - Report this comment

Isn't there a difference between Jelly Bellies and regular jelly beans? Agreed, though, that there are some absolutely scrumptious jelly beans and some, to quote an Air Force buddy, are just "dog biscuit nasty!"

Jonathan - December 11, 2017 - Report this comment

^ the beanboozled challenge is something that Jelly Belly came up with! they mix their usuals, with some flavors that I hear are, indeed, "dig biscuit nasty!"

Agrimorfee - December 12, 2017 - Report this comment

I just surfed around and found that Jelly Belly is still making the official Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Jelly Beans inspired by Harry Potter. Some of the flavors I have tried are amazing-- black pepper, spaghetti, sausage, lemon, green apple, grass (the mowed kind, kids!) were 'on the nose'--as was vomit, dirt, ear wax and soap (certainly not my favorites).

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