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Song Parodies -> "Peg-Legged Dudes"

Original Song Title:

"Peggy Sue"

Original Performer:

Buddy Holly

Parody Song Title:

"Peg-Legged Dudes"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Aaaarrrggghhh, when I be posting here before I found meself writin' a number of Pirate-themed parodies, and, aye, they seemed to go over quite well. So now I'll try be tryin' me first one since me return.
(instrumental intro)

Spied this crew
of peg-legged dudes
Well, oh-oh, mayhaps I'm screwed
'Cause those peg-legs
means they're pirates, ooh-ooh-ooh
Well, 'tis sure true now
Aye, for certain I be screwed

Mean and crude
and quite rude
Aye, they're hard and stern, that's true
From the dregs, see
those pirates, pee-yoo-hoo-hoo
Aye, they be rough and loud
Aye, real tough those peg-legged dudes

Pirate crew
peg-legged dudes
pretty soon I'm gonna end up as shark food
"Yo-Ho", they say
Aye, for sure I'm screw-hoo-hoo'd
Aye, they'll force me down to me knees
Aye, for sure I'm really screwed

Aye, they're rude and uncouth
this be so unfair, boo-hoo
they won't spare me
those peg-legged doo-ooh-oods, I'll be screw-hoo-hoo-hoo'd
Well, this sucks and how
soon be shark food
yeah, I'm doomed


Man, I'm screwed
Pirate dudes
I will get no pity from these peg-legged dudes
Have no pity
those peg-leg doo-ooh-oods
Aye, they'll laugh out loud
as I beg for mercy, dude

Vicious crew
rant and drool
Now me derriere be screwed
And so begging will not save me, doo-ooh-ood
I'm so screwed
Tied to mast, I frown, aye
and soon I'll be shark food
Aye, then as I drown, aye
'tis soon I'll meet me doom

(brief instrumental to end)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Jonathan - December 03, 2018 - Report this comment
Yaargh! this be better than sunken treasure! 5s
2Eagle - December 04, 2018 - Report this comment
The holiday spirit must have everyone inspired - good twist on the OS.
paul robinson - December 04, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks guys.

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