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Song Parodies -> "Itsy Bitsy Eenie Teenie Almost Microscopic Weenie"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Bryan Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Eenie Teenie Almost Microscopic Weenie"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

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Chopped chopped chopped chopped chopopopopopoped

He is so proud of his shiny Dodge Viper
He is a dervish as speedy could be
Leaves a dust cloud as he’s driving so hyper
He’s disavowed self from reality...

Fast, flash car... hid the secret that he bore:

He had an itsy bitsy eenie teenie almost microscopic weenie
So to score needed good ride-display
An itsy bitsy eenie teenie almost microscopic weenie
So a chick-magnet he drove ev’ryday...

Cried out for... stick about three inches more

Lopped lopped lopped lopped lopopopopopoped

He wears cool shades and he drives a Ferrari
Oh such a wanker, of that, be assured
As everyday he guns engines, so loudly
He’s just a prat, but his car’s nice, for sure

Un-called for, tools around, 'cus tool’s unsure

He had an itsy bitsy eenie teenie almost microscopic weenie
Spent galore - auto-phallactic craze
An itsy bitsy eenie teenie almost microscopic weenie
So for his hangup, we’ve jaunty displays

Two three four... inches, yes, he needs, and more

Cropped cropped cropped cropped cropopopopopoped

Now he has changed to a gold Maseratti
And he thunders that marque into view
'Cus in this way, he knows all the girl’s hearties
(In his head) beat for him, yes they do !

Pe-dal floored... listen to that engine roar

He had an itsy bitsy eenie teenie almost microscopic weenie
Was ashamed and it caused him dismay
An itsy bitsy eenie teenie almost microscopic weenie
If any shorter, would just fade away

Said to doc “I need to stretch it,
And then stretch it still some more”
Operation successful...
Now he’s driving an Accord !

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Matthias - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
"You have balls. I like balls" ---Team America
Jason - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
A bit un-PC for my liking, but a fun read anyway.
TJC - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Your customary premium parody production values on display here... loved the last stanza's twist!
Peter Andersson - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
ROTFLMAO! I'm pretty sure you're sure to score with this one, major points in the next round of SOTM should you decide to enter that is!
alvin - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day...hilarious...and by the way, i drive a yaris....a two door, in fact
Tim Hall - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job on a classic - Alvin, is your Yaris red?
alvin - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
nope, dodger blue !
stuart mcarthur - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I LOL-ed at the title and I knew youse guys would nail it - to target their demographic, Ferrari should survey for dissatisfied wives, coz their husbands are their whole market in a nutshell - 555
Red Ant - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny stuff M&P, you two are on a roll! I drove a blue Geo Metro for a few years.... not that I'm well endowed or anything, but even if I were, no woman would have been caught dead in that car, lol. 555
Peregrin - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm having an each way bet! I drive a mid-size, heh heh. It just goes and goes and keeps going, muwahaha. Sorry Jason ;-p
mandamoo - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Wonder what it means if he drives a moped....??? :P
PMS - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL!!!
tinkerbelle - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
fun song to select...enjoyed the theme

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