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Song Parodies -> "Extra-slim-fit Extra Small Tiny Little Hipster T-shirt"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Brian Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Extra-slim-fit Extra Small Tiny Little Hipster T-shirt"

Parody Written by:

Ten Second Braeden

The Lyrics

I hate wearing tight clothes
He took them into the store's dressing room
He was as happy as he could be
He was afraid that it might be too loose
He really wants everybody to see
Two, three, four, tell the people what he wore!

It was an extra-slim-fit extra small tiny little hipster T-shirt
That he wore for the first time today.
An extra-slim-fit extra small tiny little hipster T-shirt
All the money he wanted to pay.
Two, three, four, smallest size in the whole store!

Was small enough to fit a cat
Like a women's size 2-4
Then he went into the boys section
And so some extra tight pants he scored
Two, three, four, tell the people what he wore!

It was an extra-slim-fit extra small tiny little hipster T-shirt
That he wore for the first time today.
An extra-slim-fit extra small tiny little hipster T-shirt
All the money he wanted to pay.
Two, three, four, smallest size in the whole store!

Now he looks so extra uncomfortable
And I wonder what he's gonna do.
'Cause it it cutting off his circulation
And now the average size man's turning blue.
Two, three, four, tell the people what he wore!

It was an extra-slim-fit extra small tiny little hipster T-shirt
That he wore for the first time today.
An extra-slim-fit extra small tiny little hipster T-shirt
All the money he wanted to pay.

From the large to the medium,
From the medium to the small,
From the small to the XS
Smallest shirt at the mall

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