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Song Parodies -> "Seal with a Fish"

Original Song Title:

"Sealed with a Kiss"

Original Performer:

Brian Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Seal with a Fish"

Parody Written by:

Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran

The Lyrics

Seal with a Fish by Jeffrey Moran

‘Tho we gotta get ready for the second show,
Dolly, I promise you this:
I’ll give you a nice treat for every trick, and you will be a
Seal with a fish.

Guess it’s gonna be a great matinee,
As you walk on your front flip-
Pers and balance a ball on your nose, and you will be a
Seal with a fish.

And then you’ll show the people
How you can play basketball,
And most people won’t even know
That you’re not a seal at all.

Because you have those cute ears on you head
And so you’re a sea lion instead.
But don’t tell anyone, we’ll just pretend
That you’re a seal with a fish. Copyright 2016 by Jeffrey Moran

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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 5   11

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Patrick - February 04, 2016 - Report this comment
Nice little song. Reminds me of my last visit to the Kansas City Zoo. Want to have some fun? Translate it into French.
Rob Arndt - February 04, 2016 - Report this comment
Cute- 555! I may use this as "SEAL on a Fish" which is something totally different!!!
Jonathan - February 04, 2016 - Report this comment
your 5's are Sealed!

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