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Song Parodies -> "Swift With a Kick"

Original Song Title:

"Sealed With a Kiss"

Original Performer:

Brian Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Swift With a Kick"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

It's never good to make fun of people with 'issues.'
When my baby said “Let’s go
Meet my mother.
Baby, don’t mention her tick
Be sensitive, or know
I’ll imbue you with leather
Swift with a kick.”

Well, I’m simply not a cold
Thoughtless bugger
And I’m not a thoughtless drip
I told her, “You’re my queen
Or your foot does rear ender
Swift with a kick.”

I pulled our car in the driveway
My wife, her eyes were a-glare
I told her “Hon, I’ll obey you.
My baby, my heart’s prepared.”

Saw her momma, felt my face
Start to color
Quickly, my tongue I bit
It sat there by her chair
Eight legs and a pincher
A leash with tethered tick

No one’s blaming me for my
Verbal thunder
But I screamed like girl a bit
And then I felt my love’s
Quick attack with her Skechers
Swift with a kick
Swift with a kick
Swift with a kick
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Old Man Ribber - March 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Warren - You've clocked yet another hit with this lovely "Tick Talk"! ;D
AFW - March 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Funny write..
John Barry - March 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Tickled my funny bone.
WarrenB - March 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, all. Glad you got a kick out of it.

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