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Song Parodies -> "Kissed by a Seal"

Original Song Title:

"Sealed with a Kiss"

Original Performer:

Brian Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Kissed by a Seal"

Parody Written by:

Mari Aranoff

The Lyrics

Went to Florida to swim with a dolphin
But I got such a raw deal
And what a rude surprise over there in Key Largo
Kissed by a seal

Well, before I had my swim with the dolphin
The water became so surreal
I felt the slimy skin and some long, fuzzy whiskers
Kissed by a seal

He came from out of nowhere
I was so stunned by his touch
He seemed to be rather friendly
But oh, the tongue was too much!

I still haven’t had my swim with a dolphin
Don’t know if my scars will heal
But they must make a pledge that next time there will be no
Wet kisses by a seal

Kissed by a seal
Kissed by a seal
That naughty seal!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 19

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 5   14

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Susanna Viljanen - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of triple fives!
alvin - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
lol...great title switch
Bob C - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job! I hope that this didn't happen to you!
marthadtox - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
very clever anf funny wordplay!
John Barry - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
What Alvin said about the title turnaround.
John Jenkins - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
As noted, very clever title and parody.
LilSnorkleCakes - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I was kissed, or tagged by a small seal off the coast of Guaymas, Mexico! For quite a while he played 'tag' with my snorkle mask, then hiding behind the underWater rocks, it was amazing! When my husband appeared, the Seal would not return.
Mari - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you, everyone! It's been a very busy week and I'm just now looking at the site again. I do see some 1's, however--the seals must have been offended!
Claire Dixon - March 30, 2020 - Report this comment
I loooooooooooooove parodies & have written several. Do you know if anyone can PAY me to write parodies? I am low-income & would like to earn some extra money. Claire Dixon, disabled since birth, unemployed
Claire Dixon - March 30, 2020 - Report this comment
Mari, were the seals really offended? That is hilarious! Excuse me while I catch my breath from laughing so hard. That is hilarious! BTW I gave a friend (at the facility where I live) a thank you card Sealed With a Hug. She did me a big favor (I don't drive) & got groceries for me. So I made her a handmade thank you card, & I sealed it with a hug. A Hufflehug, in fact, because I am a ginormous Harry Potter fan.
Claire Dixon - March 30, 2020 - Report this comment
As I said, I write parodies. Here's MY parody of Sealed with a Kiss: I don't wanna say goodbye to the PC, I love going online, And I don't even have my i-i-iPhone, That makes me dis! I don't wanna have to quar-raaan-ti-ine, Because I don't have an iPhone! The only Internet is on a PC downstairs! That makes me dis! Yes, it's going to be a cold, lonely existence, Because I have no iPhone! I'll feel rotten if I can't use the PC downstairs! That makes me dis! I've been lonely all my life, I've been bullied! Loneliness is awful, it "iss"! If I can't go online, I'll feel even lonelier! That makes me dis!
Claire Dixon - March 30, 2020 - Report this comment
Yes, I'd like to be paid for writing parodies. I wasn't joking.

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